The Daily Mirror is speculating wildly and suggesting that Norwich City will pay Celtic’s Gary Hooper £30,000 per week to make a move to the Premier League. I would be happy enough if this rumor proves to be correct because the lad is a natural-born goalscorer.
However, the realist in me is going off at the mere thought of Hooper banging in the goals in a Norwich City shirt. Therefore, I thought I might as well get some thoughts down for the Bleacher Report-viewing public.
But, of course, if the deal does happen, then naturally I didn’t say any of this.
So, grab whatever you need to enjoy my latest Norwich City-inspired slideshow.