The Wrestling Crystal Ball: Will The Rock silence Jericho at Wrestlemania 25?

Ronnie Bryce by Scribe Written on March 06, 2009
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Please note I am not a psychic, seer, clairvoyant, or Nostradamus.

I am simply The Crystal Ball, and this is how I see the lead up to and how Wrestlemania will go down.

Rumors are all around that Hulk Hogan will be facing someone at Wrestlemania.

Even Hogan himself has been blogging on his Twitter.

I wonder if his Twitter is 24 inches?

Sorry, I couldn't resist that joke... brother...

On Hulkster's Twitter, he states his favorite letters are CJ and JC. Which many are to believe are either Chris Jericho or John Cena.

While I'm sure Vince McMahon still hasn't decided who to put Hogan in with at Wrestlemania yet.

I'm going to have to lean toward Hogan facing Cena.

Raw ended last week, with Lawler saying "I don't even know if Cena is even going to Wrestlemania now"

I can see Cena saying seeing he doesn't have an opponent for Wrestlemania and he wants to challenge the person he keeps hearing he's compared to so much and go old school at Wrestlemania, which will prompt Hogan to come on Raw the following week to answer the challenge.

It would definitely be a fan favorite vs. fan favorite match. Although logistically, it would be kids 12 and under for Cena against Hogan with the 25+ and older crowd of men and woman who were lil' Hulkamaniacs back in the day.

I could only hope for a Cena heel turn though at the end of the match, which to me would make the whole Cena vs. Hogan match worthwhile. If your going to turn Cena heel, what better place and person to do it with then at Wrestlemania with Hulk Hogan.

As far as JBL, here's my prediction: JBL will announce do to his unlimited wealth which for some unknown reason has been unaffected by the failing economy, he has invested in a company from Canada called Clone-Aid, which JBL has given millions of dollars to in the past several years to give him the greatest surprise of all time and the greatest chance at winning the WWE championship ever: JBL will announce he has paid for Andre The Giant to be cloned.

JBL will then bring out the cloned Andre The Giant, which due to Clone-Aids technology has been age progressed to the age of 30. JBL will then announce Andre will be facing either winner of the World Championship matches at Wrestlemania, Either Edge, Big Show, or Triple H or Orton.

Upon beating one of the following "Cloned Andre the Giant tm", will hand over the title to JBL seeing he has been just as bad at winning the title from anyone than Ted DiBiase himself circa 1988.

I see in the Diva's Battle Royal slated for WM 25, a last minute addition being added, who will win it all.

La Parka. Which will stun the fans in attendance and pay per viewers alike.

But at the end of the battle royal, when La Parka wins he will take off his mask only to reveal none other then Amy Dumas, aka Lita.

Upon being asked why Lita disguised herself as La Parka she will explain it's the only way she could get backstage without getting any heat, not to mention she wanted to promote her rock band which has yet to take off after four years, The Luchagores. And one more thing, so she could attend Booker T's Fan Fest the same weekend, incognito.

I predict if Lita doesn't win as La Parka, then Sunny, Trish Stratus, or Mickie James will win.

On to Jericho...

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