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Last year, while watching both LSU vs. Alabama games, I noticed that seemingly every time Alabama struggled to move the ball the announcers would say something along the lines of:
"Remember, Julio Jones is NOT wearing an Alabama uniform today."
"Remember, Julio Jones is no longer in college as he is an NFL star for the Atlanta Falcons."
"Remember, Julio Jones, God's gift to the game of football, is currently quelling a terrorist revolution in South America and is therefore not playing for Alabama today."
It got to the point where I was legitimately wondering if someone was paying them to mention that Julio Jones was not in fact a current member of the Alabama football team.
Therefore, I invented "the Julio Jones."
You must be watching a college team that has lost a star player to the Pros within the last year. Take a shot every time that player is mentioned.