So I've read UFC the movie and I'm not sure if this has been done yet, because I havent been on here for a couple of weeks. So here goes..
What If WWE was made into a movie and today's top stars and some unusal picks play our favorite WWE stars.
Edge
This one would have to be cast to either one of two people. Taylor Hawkings the drummer of The Foo Fighters or Philadelphia Phillies player and world series champ Jayson Werth.
Both could be twins for Edge. Werth looks a little more like Edge of the two. But come on Taylor Hawkings of The Foo,'s name alone fits with Edge. Is it a coincidence Edge's two Cronies this past years have the name Ryder and Hawkins, and Edge is an admittedly big Foo Fighters fan? I think not.
John Cena
This one is an obvious choice. Mark Walhberg. Both are bad boys from the Boston area who started out bad boys and are now well liked and respected fan favorites.
Cena is also guilty of showing off those damn boxers of his under his jeans, and Walhberg is guilty of those unsightly Calvin Klein commericials of the 90's
And oh did I forget that they have both rapped?
On to some divas...
Michelle McCool
Suzanne Somers as Chrissy from Three's Company. While McCool may not play the dumb blonde with those sheep dog bangs of hers she's now sporting, she's a dead ringer for Somers sultry Chrissy. Dead Ringer? And she's dating the Undertaker. I crack myself up.
Victoria
She just retired from WWE, but this tough Diva should be played by one tough-talking Nanny, Fran Drescher. They both look uncannily alike.
Mickie James
Who better to play the spunky diva then daytime tv's most spunky cook, Rachael Ray. Both are filled with tons of energy, and both are pretty damn cute to boot.
Beth Phoenix
This one is a tough one. After all, not many can combine the sheer strength and brutality with the looks of Beth. So here's a few options: Taylor Swift on steroids. Or runner up: Kate Hudson...on steroids.
Melina
Who better to play this diva than Jennifer Lopez?
Candice Michelle
Leah Remini from the tv show King Of Queens would be the perfect fit.
Vickie Guerrero
The only person I could picture to play Smackdown's general manager is the woman who played Robert's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond.
and now some more WWE superstars...
Santino Marella
Who better to play the broken English speaking wrestler then the creator of the broken English speaking character, Borat. Santino would be played by Sascha Baron Cohen. And if Sacha isn't available, then I can't think of anyone better to pay Santino then the supposedly late great Andy Kaufman.
Sure, he "might" be dead. But he used to play a foreign guy with an accent, he used to wrestle women and most of all he had a uni-brow.
That's a trifecta for the role of Santino. If Kaufman is alive and well like some say, this is the role to come out hiding for.
CM Punk
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