John Cena vs the Rock Recap: Rock Electrifies to Make It 2-1

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John Cena vs the Rock Recap: Rock Electrifies to Make It 2-1

Before I get started, how great was RAW last night? Of course, there are people who would've been annoyed that things didn't go their way, and there are some who need a reason to complain anyway but I hope I'm a humble part of a consensus that is in my favor. I hope.

Don't say that there was hardly any wrestling because we saw decent matches from Sheamus-Ziggler (even though the one on SmackDown was better), Punk-Miz and Orton-Swagger. Add in a Funkasaurus squash match and it's a win in any country. 

Anyway, this recap for the biggest feud in history (that's what the adverts say) at the biggest Wrestlemania in history (again, adverts) deals only with Rock's return after Elimination Chamber. I could, of course, driven by liberty and freedom, choose to recap right from Wrestlemania 27, but that's too much in the past and my opinion won't end up pleasing Rocky fans. Not that that matters a lot, but I don't wish to embrace or rise above hate yet, thanks.

And of course this is all completely my humble and painfully impartial opinion. Meaning, Rocky rocks when he does rock, and sucks when he doesn't. No Twitter trending affects these wannabe impassive slides. 

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