Aside from the game and the commercials, the Super Bowl is known for its halftime show, where a world-famous musical act performs a medley of its most famous songs.
Last year, it was the Black Eyed Peas, the year before, The Who.
This year's performer will be Madonna, otherwise known as the original Lady Gaga.
To avoid the mistake of hiring another horrible-sounding geriatric or bad new musical act, the halftime show committee should figure out ahead of time who they want to perform.
With this list, I give my ideas.