I come to you today from the future.
Instead of using this newfound knowledge to choose winning lottery numbers, prevent widespread disasters or start my own psychic hotline, I figured I'd do the only reasonable thing: share with you the results of each Philadelphia Eagles' game.
Considering the sports fans in Philly haven't witnessed a playoff team—or a winning record—in nearly a year and a half, the result is an unprecedented level of anticipation for a football squad coming off a 4-12 season and whose biggest offseason acquisition was the coach itself.
Therefore, by revealing how the season will play out may, in fact, quell any potential disasters, at least in the Delaware Valley.
The following is what I've seen will occur in each Eagle contest.
Disclaimer: It's very likely these visions of the future were either dreams or fantasies. Regardless, enjoy!