JoMoSapiens & MoFos... we're thinking of a name for a new Pro Wrestling Fed in Southern California...— John Morrison (@TheRealMorrison) June 5, 2012
...or, If you've got a particularly creative potential Pro Wrestling Fed name, tweet me the Acronym, & also the words the letters stand for-— John Morrison (@TheRealMorrison) June 5, 2012
To me, these cryptic tweets mean one of two things: he and his girlfriend Melina are getting ready to build their own wrestling empire, or he was attempting to help a nameless federation get on its feet.
Here is my argument for the latter.
Roughly an hour after that Tweet, Morrison posted the following:
This Sunday I will be wrestling Austin Draven 4 the CASHEW(California All Saints Hierophant Extreme Wrestling)World Heavyweight Championship— John Morrison (@TheRealMorrison) June 5, 2012
The name sounds ridiculous, but apparently he really will be involved with the new promotion. Who knows, Morrison may have some sort of stake in the company, as he has been a busy man since his WWE departure.
Morrison's acting projects have allowed him to work with the likes of "Weird Al" Yankovic and Jessica Alba. And, even with the little time Morrison has spent in-ring, he still managed to land a World Title at one of those events.
In the end, we won't know what Morrison's deal is until this upcoming event—that is, if he doesn't Tweet about it first.
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