Glad the Saturday games are back. I didn’t know what to do with myself last week with no college or pro games. I almost went Christmas shopping with my wife. I said, almost.
How old does Ray Lewis have to be before he stops his seizure dance? It’s like a cross between an epileptic fit and the Elaine dance on Seinfeld. I think I’d rather hit the clubs with Plaxico before going with Ray Ray.
Like most of you, I always disliked Cowboy fans but hearing them boo TO last week gave me a new found respect for them. I have a feeling it won’t last. Anyway, this Ray Lewis defense has been one of the best ever over a 10-year stretch, but it’s always been vulnerable to a good passing game and Romo looks confident again. Cowboys.
Pittsburgh at Tennessee (-1.5)
Is Pittsburgh the luckiest team in the NFL or just the luckiest? As with most things, it’s probably a little of both. Don’t be mad Steeler fans, the luckiest team usually wins the Super Bowl. You know, like that year you got all those ridiculous calls against Seattle.
I saw Jeff Fischer at the Montana-James Madison division II playoff game last Friday night on ESPN2. So he travels all the way to Harrisonburg, VA just to watch this game? I like football, but c’mon, get a life. Of course, I had James Madison giving 11.5, talk about get a life. Steelers.
Tough loss for Buffalo last week, but you just hope something good comes out of it. Like how the bombing of Pearl Harbor lead to that great movie. Sometimes I wish Ben Affleck actually was there at Pearl Harbor in 1941. And he fought for the Japanese. And he was a kamikaze pilot.
Denver can clinch the division with its ninth victory. John Elway must be turning over in his car dealership. Cutler continues to claim he’s got a stronger arm than Elway, so the Yankees just offered him $140M for four years. He has to decide by Christmas or they’ll offer an additional $50M. Bills.
Cincinnati at Cleveland (-3)
Battle of Ohio and you’ll hear a lot of stupid jokes how neither of these two teams are the best football team in Ohio, referring to Ohio State. Those people are idiots, either of these teams would kill the Buckeyes by five touchdowns. Just want to make that clear, because a moron told me the other day that the Florida Gators could beat the Detroit Lions. Of course, you can’t prove that, but you can make a mental note not to sit near that guy at the bar again.
How sad is it to sit in the dog pound now? Do they still bark and dress like dogs or did they stop a few years ago when they looked around at each other and said “what’s the point?”
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