WWE/TNA: Another Fan-Made Parody Song for Pro Wrestling

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WWE/TNA: Another Fan-Made Parody Song for Pro Wrestling

HUMOR — Being sick is lamer then Heath Ledger having his Joker persona taken from a Indy star than for a TNA star to then steal for himself as apparently originality is dead these days. In any case, I was listening to variety of songs on my play list when Weird Al's "White & Nerdy" came on. Needless to say, I twisted the song to fit to the tune of pro-wrestling.

I decided to post it for all you adorable Bleacher Creatures to read as hopefully it's a song to your tune!  As for those you who have read my last song, I parody, and if you did not, well click on the link here: I Love Pro-Wrestling!

 

Nerdy Rasslin Fan

They see me rasslin'
On my trampolin in my front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm a nerdy rasslin fan

Think I'm just a nerdy rasslin fan
Think I'm just a nerdy rasslin fan
Can't you see I'm a nerdy rasslin fan
Look at me I'm a nerdy rasslin fan
I wanna roll with-
The NWO
But so far they all think
I'm a nerdy rasslin fan
Think I'm just a nerdy rasslin fan
Think I'm just a nerdy rasslin fan
I'm just a nerdy rasslin fan
Really, really wacko rasslin fan

Wish I could be First in class at the FCW
Got skills, I'm a Champion of the IWC
Howard Finkel that's my favorite announcer
Keep your 40
As I wish Maryse was my housekeeper
The WWE championship does not spin to the contrary
Now the belt is quite stationary
I have all the action figures and a poster of cherry
Mick Foley in my library
My Twitter is all totally pimped out
I got wrestlers ignoring my tweets
Yo I wonder if CM Punk likes mincemeat
Ain't got no TNA merchandise but I still wear my Mr. ASS shirt
Sheamas looks like a bottle of mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Nintendo 64's WWF No Mercy I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast as Kane I'll set the game ablaze
There's no killer Wrestling game I haven't run
Admittedly At Smackdown vs Raw well, I never won
I fist pump to "Oh Radio" just for fun
I love Stone Cold but only one guy sucks and it's Billy Gunn
"Voices" is my favorite theme song
Joker Sting acts like he smoked a bong
I'll ace any rasslin quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Hornswogglese as well as Broskison
Here's the part I where I whoo whoo whoo on

They see me get my rassle on, at Subway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
a nerdy rasslin fan!
Think I'm just a nerdy rasslin fan
Think I'm just a nerdy rasslin fan
Can't you see I'm a nerdy rasslin fan
Look at me I'm a nerdy rasslin fan
I'd like to roll with-
The Immortals
Although it's apparent I'm a
nerdy rasslin fan
Think I'm just a nerdy rasslin fan
I'm just a nerdy rasslin fan
How'd I get become a nerdy rasslin fan?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
WWE comics you know I collect 'em
I got Mr. Socko in my pocket
Angle gold medals, How I wanna shine'em
Watching ROH never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some rasslin media
I edit wrestlers bios on Wikipedia
I memorized Austin’s “3:16” really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a hobby writing for websites
When my friends need some articles who do they call?
I write from the soul for them all
Even stalk CM Punk’s twitter page as he better then snoop dog!
Yo! Got myself a Zack Ryder shirt
now I sound like a braggart
Spend my nights with a cut out of Melina
Fist Pumping! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy as RVD is extreme and whiter than Christian with his ass creme
I love the Hardy Boys and Hart Foundation and even the spirit squad tag-teams!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like more, Stone Cold, The Rock Or John Cena...naw Cena is a tard!
 I can't watch ROH and how is that fair
I got AJ Styles name all over my under wear!
 
They see me watching rasslin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm a a nerdy rasslin fan
Just because I'm a nerdy rasslin fan
Just because I'm a nerdy rasslin fan
All because I'm a nerdy rasslin fan
Holy cow I'm a nerdy rasslin fan
I wanna brawl with-
the Nexus
but oh well it's obvious I'm
a nerdy rasslin fan
Think I'm just too much of a nerdy rasslin fan
Think I'm just too much of a nerdy rasslin fan
I'm just too much of a nerdy rasslin fan
Look at me a nerdy rasslin fan!

Now, if any of you fine intellectual readers have any songs for me to parody on then send your Ideas to my inbox as I'll be making this a monthly feature!

Also please check out the CvC 2.0 voting article and cast all your votes: Here 

"Fan" me on my B/R profile page if you enjoyed this article or past articles, as I'll link all articles that I've written to my fans. Follow me on twitter, @Jacobin_Wisdom, as you can ask me anything or talk about any subject with me. So until next time, take care and pursue life as you dare!

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