WWE/TNA: A Fan Made Country Song for Pro-Wrestling

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WWE/TNA: A Fan Made Country Song for Pro-Wrestling

I was listening to the radio flipping through the channels when I happened upon a country channel. Toby Keith's "I Love this Bar" which somehow lead me to think how I could twist the lyrics to make it about pro-wrestling.

Well, I sat down and typed up the song which is sort of a Frankenstein creation, but it's fabulously beautiful creation. So go on and read the song which is titled, "I love Pro-Wrestling."

 

I Love Pro-Wrestling

We got brawlers,
We got shootfighers,
High-flyers and technicians,
We got jobbers,
We got slobber knockers,
We got fruity pebbles,
And the knockouts down south dress-up like porn stars.
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, you know it that I love pro-wrestling.

We got faces,
We got heels,
Annoying announcers and legends,
And we got managers,
We got crooked referees ,
has-beens and never-weres
And Terry Funk talking about his battle scars.
Whoo, whoo, whoo,, whoo, whoo, you know it that I love pro-wrestling.

I love pro-wrestling
It's my kind of sport,
Just watching the Deadman's entrance
Makes me mark out with a big smile on my face,
Whoo, whoo, whoo, you know it that I love pro-wrestling.

I love Macho Man
I hate John Cena
I like to take him out with chair to the head
I like me some ROH now and then
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, you know it that I love pro-wrestling.

I love pro-wrestling
It's my kind of sport,
Just seeing Maryse dress like that
Makes me mark out with a big smile on my face,
Whoo, whoo, whoo, you know it that I love pro-wrestling.

I love pro-wrestling.

I hope you enjoyed reading and maybe even singing the lyrics to yourself as I enjoyed writing this up for all of you to read. Also fan me on my B/R profile as I'll link you to everything I write. Follow me on Twitter  @Jacobin_Wisdom and till until next time, take care and spike your hair because all the cool broski kids are!

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