The Doc doesn’t claim to be a veterinarian. Mind you, the Doc doesn’t claim to be a doctor either, but one doesn’t need to be either to see that Auburn’s Spread Eagle is sickly.
After this week’s loss to the scholar-athletes of Vandy in front of a national television audience, it should be clear to anyone that something is wrong with the Spread Eagle.
Luckily, the Doc has the answer. The Spread Eagle seems to be suffering from Prematurus Nudilarus Expulsitium, a relatively rare injury that is sustained by birds who are pushed out of their nest before they are ready to fly.
Physical Indications
The most obvious evidence of a case of Prematurus Nudilarus Expulsitium is paralysis and confusion in a once-healthy bird. Auburn’s offense certainly qualifies: Hardly flying, Auburn’s War Eagle has generally limped down the field, and at times it has been completely unable to move at all.
The passing game is barely averaging 160 yards a game, with five TDs through six games, as compared to six interceptions. More importantly, the Tigers’ offense is averaging a tepid 13 points a game, including a dismal three-point showing against an SEC punching bag in Mississippi State.
Confusion abounds as well. Receiver Rod Smith said it best.
"I don't know what we are," said senior receiver Rod Smith. "The spread? The old Auburn offense? Everybody's confused. I don't know what to say right now. I'm speechless. Everybody's hurting, speechless and confused."
Causes
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GeorgiaDawg 9 months ago
Great read Mike. I think your diagnosis is right on the money!!
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Mike Dockery 9 months ago
Thanks, Dawg.
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Liger 9 months ago
I'm with you brother...I had hoped the offense would be better too. I like the version we ran in the bowl game. It was basically our old offense ran from the Spread...may not exactly light up the scoreboard, but it certainly is better than what we've got going on now.
Great article!
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Mike Dockery 9 months ago
My question is - who's to blame? I mean, Tony Franklin is the offensive coordinator, so I understand that he has to bear at least part of the responsibility for the offensive problems. But isn't it ultimately the Head Coach that has to take responsibility for the direction of the team? The revolving door of coordinators at some point has to be Tommy Tuberville's responsibility, right?
Let me ask you - who should shoulder the most blame, Tuberville or Franklin?
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