All The Saints Have To Do Is Show Up (Humor)

So what if the Colts are gonna be favored by a hundred points?

Look, all Sean Payton's team has to do is show up in Landshark or Sun Shine or whatever it is they call Dolphins Stadium now on February 7, 2010.

For one thing, there's all this talk about the Colts just showing up for half the Pro Bowl, then leaving around half time.

This doesn't sound like a team that wants to hang around Miami for very long. What if they go back to Indy and forget about the rest of the week? What if their plane gets hijacked to Cuba?

Or, even worse, Haiti?

Insensitive? But hey, I've checked out the archives and there doesn't seem to be any funny articles on here.

Unless you call Brett Favre throwing a pass to Tracy Porter funny. Tracy Porter, last I heard, plays for the Saints, not the Vikings.

Or, as XM "America Right" talk show host Mike Church calls them, "Vi-queens." They played like it this past Sunday.

Supposedly on Pro Football Talk, it was reported that Vikings Head Coach Brad Clueless...er, Childress, has hired an assistant to show Adrian Peterson how to hold the ball.

I'd say it's a little late, wouldn't you?

Yeah, I know what you're thinking: this is funny?

Now, funny would be Rex Ryan at the Super Bowl eating all the hotdogs in the stadium while coaching on the sidelines coaching the AFC Champ Jets, when QB Mark Sanchez comes up and begs for one of those hot dogs. And then he eats the thing on the field and throws it to Braylon Edwards, who takes the hot dog 80 yards for a touchdown.

The official signals, "Touchdog!"