We all have a team out there we hate. I have a few close friends that are into football, and we’re all into different teams. None of us have one team that we cheer for. However, we do have one team that we absolutely hate: the Denver Broncos.
I can’t tell you exactly why or how I came to hate them. I assure you, it wasn’t like I woke up one morning and decided to hate them. On the contrary, I actually use to tolerate the Broncos. I never liked them per se, but I tolerated them.
Champ Bailey is an amazing athlete. Terrell Davis is one of my favorite running backs ever to play the game. And don’t get me started on that beast named John Elway.
However, I have come to realize that the Broncos and the Chiefs cannot co-exist together. I’ve never been able to make friends with a Bronco fan. Everyone I have ever met has been an obnoxious drunk who thought Jay Cutler was the second coming of Jesus.
And well, we all know how that turned out.
And I seriously believe that the Chiefs formulated last season to screw the Broncos over. Pollard takes out Brady, throwing the entire AFC off track. Matt Cassel becomes a franchise quarterback all of a sudden. Dwayne Bowe drops an onside kick, helping San Diego secure the AFC West.
Denver’s coach is fired, and the new coach is interested in Matt Cassel. This of course pisses current quarterback Cutler off, who demands a trade. Cutler gets traded, Cassel goes to the Chiefs. So the Broncos are left with no good quarterbacks (you’re kidding yourself if you think Kyle Orton is the answer Denver), and the Chiefs have suddenly found themselves only in contention with San Diego in the AFC West (sorry Raiders but Al Davis is still alive).
Well anyways, that’s my two cents on this whole thing. Kansas City is slowly but surely taking over the NFL.
I know you’re all laughing at me right now, but in two or three years…you’ll all remember me as the prophet of the NFL.
*This is just a humorous article. I really do hate the Broncos, but I don’t believe that the Chiefs are leading a conspiracy.