Predicting Top Offensive, Defensive Stat Leaders for the Cleveland Browns

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Predicting Top Offensive, Defensive Stat Leaders for the Cleveland Browns
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That's one.

Here we go, looking into the crystal ball to see the 2012 NFL season statistical leaders for the Cleveland Browns.

Until the advent of statistic-driven fantasy football, the best thing about the NFL was its reliance on real play by real men. However, times have changed and many football fans actually care deeply about QB ratings not even math teachers understand and numbers describing anagrams like YAC.

For those who simply must cannibalize the league in pursuit of a perfect (albeit virtual) patchwork team, plug these numbers into the basement-alchemy system of your choice.

For those who prefer their players to be flesh and blood, think of this as a preview of anticipated 2012 successes.

For all NFL fans, remember Robert S. Weider's immortal words:

"Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic."

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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