Cleveland Browns Humor 2012: 7 Fictional Players the Browns Would Draft or Sign

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Cleveland Browns Humor 2012: 7 Fictional Players the Browns Would Draft or Sign
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Tim Couch likely wishes this moment were fiction.

"Life imitates art far more than art imitates life."-Oscar Wilde

I love April Fools' Day, so we're going to stretch it out over the weekend. If you missed my column on Steelers fans stereotypes, you may want to check that out, too.

Occasionally while viewing a film of the football genre, I watch as the token over-the-hill veteran loses his job to the brash, audacious, but talented rookie or the cocky, over-confident senior blows out his knee and the thought crosses my mind, "this character would definitely get drafted or signed by the Cleveland Browns."

Submitted for your approval: in a parallel universe wherein the Cleveland Browns exist along with the various other professional, amateur and college football clubs featured in Hollywood films, this list consists of players whose attributes would make them quintessential Cleveland Browns.

Whether over-paid, over-aged or over-dosed, consistent with most high-level professional sports worldwide, the Browns' locker room features some fictional characters.

Which fictional characters could we see the Browns drafting after college or signing as a free agent?

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