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Ever since taking over complete control of the Miami Dolphins, he has quickly tanked the once-proud franchise.
Over last year, and again this season, several reports have surfaced about Ross going behind current head coach Tony Sparano's back in his attempt to find a replacement for him.
But as his fantasies of grabbing a Jon Gruden or Bill Cowher have yet to come anywhere close to reality, Ross has created tension inside the organization, with a team that has been atrocious this season thus far.
You could describe Ross' ownership qualities the same way. He has turned a revered franchise into a joke in his short time with full control.
Ross has brought in many-a-celebrity to have an ownership stake with the franchise, including Emilio and Gloria Estefan, Venus and Serena Williams and Jimmy Buffett.
Now that the Dolphins have actually won a game this season, the only bright light that the team could have had, aside from the warm Florida sun, could be gone. And that's the possibility of drafting Andrew Luck.
So unless the Colts arise from the grave for a couple of weeks, Ross and the Dolphins are stuck in misery. He may not even notice, though, while he's sipping something fruity with the celebs. Now only if they could get some stars on the field.