20 Most Ridiculous Haircuts in Sports

Andrew KulhaSenior Analyst IIIJuly 28, 2011

20 Most Ridiculous Haircuts in Sports

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    Let’s all just be very honest with each other right now...

    We have all had bad hair days. We have all made bad hairstyle decisions, and we have all had bad haircuts.

    If you can’t admit that, you are a liar and deserving of the worst this life has to offer.

    Maybe that was a bit too harsh, but you get my point, I’m sure.

    Sometimes hair can be absolutely ridiculous.

    Merriam-Webster defines ridiculous as "arousing or deserving ridicule: extremely silly or unreasonable: absurd, preposterous."

    I am going to add the other side of the ridiculous coin as well, even though it’s not used quite as often: awesome, best thing ever, breathtaking or awe-inspiring.

    I’ve been asked to gather up some of the most ridiculous haircuts that sports has to offer. Keep in mind, I could have gone into the '70s and '80s and easily filled this list because, let’s be honest, fashion back then was ridiculous. But I am mainly going to try to keep it recent. That being said, there were a few classics that I couldn’t pass up on!

    Now that you know what I’m going on, here are the 20 most ridiculous haircuts in sports.

20. Tracy Porter

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    Tracy Porter has been known for having some crazy things etched into his hair, including the Lombardi Trophy.

    This Pac-Man tribute is part nerdy, part awesome.

    Fully ridiculous.

19. Clay Matthews III

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    I fully believe that all of Matthews' power actually comes from his hair.

18. Larry Bird

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    Now here's a legendary one for ya!

    "Shh, don't tell anybody how ridiculous my hair is!"

17. Sasha Vujacic

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    I'm not sure what's more ridiculous:

    Having the first name of Sasha or his hair.

16. Ron Artest

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    He'd be higher up the list if he wasn't such a copycat...

15. Rasheed Wallace

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    Nobody knows how Rasheed Wallace got his bald spot...

    We all have our big fat potent suspicions, though.

    We also know it has superpowers that alert him when a ref is making a bad call.

14. Jared Allen

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    Larry the Cable Guy?

    Is that you?!

13. Bryan McCabe

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    There seem to be some kind of blue fungi growing on this man's head...

12. Jaromir Jagr

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    Bahahahahahahaa.

    My gosh—his mullet has a mullet!

    If this wasn't so socially acceptable back in the day, I would have definitely put Jagr No. 1.

11. Coco Crisp

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    Coco's 'fro is just begging to escape from beneath his cap.

    Either that or it's the newest generation of Skullcandy headphones!

10. Randy Moss

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    This is Randy's "this catering food sucks almost as bad as my hair" face...

9. Chris Andersen

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    Everything about the Birdman is ridiculous.

    Let's start with his hair...

8. Troy Polamalu

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    Polamalu's hair is so ridiculous that it has its own commercials.

    Once I actually saw it tackle a guy for him!

7. Joakim Noah

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    I'm sure this was a proud moment for Noah's family...

6. Anderson Varejao

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    When your hair draws you comparisons to Sideshow Bob, it might be time to consider a new look.

5. Tiger Woods

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    This guy has picked up how many chicks?!?!?!

    This must have been during his boy band phase...

4. Carlos Valderrama

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    Valderrama's hair is so ridiculous that it has reached legendary status.

    That's some ridiculous hair, man!

3. Michael Beasley

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    Beasley apparently took playing for the Timberwolves way too seriously!

    Either that or he was anxiously waiting for Teen Wolf to come back.

2. Ronaldo

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    This haircut just screams bad idea!

    For all the many great things Ronaldo has done, this was not one of them.

1. Dennis Rodman

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    I would be ashamed of myself if I didn't put Rodman No. 1 on this list.

    Honestly, I could have done a top 20 ridiculous Rodman haircuts!

    As far as I'm concerned, Rodman is king of this list.

Just for Kicks

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    Sometimes I feel bad for poking fun at all these athletes without showing that I can dish it as well as take it!

    Like I said in the intro, we have all made bad hair decisions or had bad haircuts in the past.

    I give you freshman year of college.

    Enjoy...

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