We love our tennis stars.
They slide, they run, they yell, they grunt, they shriek and they pull off breath-taking shots such that we lesser mortals feel or believe that we are in the presence of demi-Gods.
However, the players reveal an all too human side when forced to field questions in their after-match press conferences.
Take away the racquet, though, and they can be fidgety, snappy or even frivolous.
Presenting some quotes at this year's French Open—what they said, really meant and definitely didn't.