Everybody loves fantasy football season. You can to win a little extra coin, but it's more than that. You want bragging rights over your friends. You want to show everybody how much you know about football.
Another fun aspect is coming up with a cool fantasy team name. You want to make your friends laugh and/or groan. Now that Mother's Day is behind us, attacks on mothers with a team name become quite prevalent.
Just make sure you keep it fresh. Michael Vick ones were old last year. Using them this year will show how out of touch you are. Anything Charlie Sheen related was good when fantasy baseball started, but the jokes are old.
With some thought, you can craft a winning fantasy football team name. I know, I threw that out there to illustrate how the Charlie Sheen lines have become dated.
Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Cleveland's Mohamed Massaquoi. See how the play on words works?
Pork the other white meat is a popular is a popular advertising slogan for the pork industry. Eli Manning, is the other Manning in terms of popularity and production. They merge together to form this controversial team name.
Matt Schaub was a popular choice in fantasy team name circles. His name will resurface in this list, but this one is so good you have to lick your fingers.
Brett Favre is another guy with multiple entries. This one is a popular play on Subway's slogan.
If you grew up in the eighties, how can you not like this marriage of Legedu Naanee and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
This one is about as offensive as it gets...if you know where the name is derived from. I'll leave it at that.
Simple and enough of a twist to make that team owner feel witty. It's far from ingenious, but popular enough to make the list.
You'll probably see a lot of Ndamukong Suh names this year. This Suh-Philip Rivers combo was one of my favorites.
This one came to light last year after he murdered opposing defense. After last year, you may see someone use The Grandfavre.
This one only works if you pronounce Kevin Kolb's name like it looks rather than how it sounds.
At the time it sounded like a cool name, but it became an accurate description of how Kolb's season went.
Going old school with this one combining Dez Bryant with a popular seventies adult film.
If you watched MTV in the nineties you are quite familiar with Beavis and Butthead. “I am the GreatCornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!" Obviously Darrelle Revis is the former. Bart Scott can be the latter.
Darrius Heyward-Bey may not have made much of an impact so far, but he inspired a cool fantasy team name.
Chad Henne may not start any time soon, but he has a team name that will live in infamy.
Another popular one for eighties kids; He-Man fans gotta love it.
This one is too long for actual use, but it's quite funny nonetheless.
There were other X-rated names associated with Matt Schaub, along with number 18 Corn on the Schaub, but this one is my favorite.
This one still brings a smile to my face.
I don't condone Michael Vick's actions in any way, but I got a kick out of this team name.
Keep a lookout for the 2011 LestersLegends fantasy team name contest. Not only can you win bragging rights and prizes, but you can get ideas so you have the best fantasy football team name in your league.