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Dubz Is Thinking: Hell Hath Frozen Over, Devil Fish Are Pissed

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October 03, 2008

Contributor: James “Dubz” Cross is a fantasy football blogging veteran, hip hop head and BBQ master. You can find him on a regular basis on his blog DoubleDanger.com.

I know it was more wishful thinking than anything, but I did call the Skins win over the Cowboys last week.  So send your digital HI-5(s) via the comment section of this post - unless your a Cowboys fan… in that case, send your hate-mail via the same method.  ;)

I was amongst other Redskins fans when the dagger was placed deep in the heart of the Cowboys late in the game… a feeling that is hard to explain, but I will try my best.

Imagine getting a phone call from the government that said you didn’t have to pay taxes ever again.  After the phone call you turned around to tell your wife and she was standing scantily clad and proclaiming her love for you and football at the same time.  After a quick romp in your favorite recliner, the pizza guy hot chick shows up with your favorite pizza flavor and says there was a mistake and it was free.  Your wife shows back up with a keg of beer from the back and she gets upset with the pizza girl being there and being hot… so she challenges her to a mud wrestling match (and you so happen to have a pit in the other room).  She accepts and you sit back and watch, drunk, full of food and your favorite team is winning.  Your wife wins and goes on to be a full-time mud wrestler where you are her coach and have to attend each event.

Something like that…  I haven’t really thought about it much.  ;)  Let’s just say it was a good feeling.  Let’s get on with the rest… we won’t touch on it much more.  I know how Cowboys’ fans can get… well actually they are probably the same as when any other team gets beat by their rival.  It hurts, and they lash out.  Believe me, I know it all to well… remember, I’m a ‘Skins fan.

“Was THAT LARRY FREAKIN’ JOHNSON!  About Damn Time!”

I luckily didn’t listen to folks when they were saying to avoid LJ this year.  In fact I was able to get him as a #2 back on one of my teams, and I thought after a few weeks that I would be sending him to the bench.  However, something told me to start him this past week - and am I glad that I did.  I think the Chiefs might have figured out that their success is dependent on LJ getting his carries.  Same with my fantasy team.  ;)

“Brett Favre Single-Handedly Murdered Entire Fantasy Teams This Week.”

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