Robin Van Persie: What Is He Thinking? (The Interactive EPL Game)

Welcome to the third installment of an interactive experiment.

During the course of this slideshow, you will be presented with a series of photographs of an athlete—this week, Arsenal's frail freight train Robin van Persie.

You will also be presented with four options for each photo and asked to choose (via the comments section below) what he's thinking in each one.

For instance, if in the first slide you think Persie is thinking option A, simply write "1. A" below.

Let the games begin...

Ahhhhh!

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BARCELONA, SPAIN - MARCH 08: Robin van Persie of Arsenal reacts to referee Massimo Busacca after receiving a red card during the UEFA Champions League round of 16 second leg match between Barcelona and Arsenal on March 8, 2011 in Barcelona, Spain. (Phot

A) Monkey hear no evil.

B) It's that damn disembodied hand again...

C) Take the battery out of the smoke alarm!

D) And then I'm gonna stick my fingers in your ears and pull out your brain...

Man Flesh

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LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: Robin van Persie of Arsenal celebrates Arsenal's first goal during the UEFA Champions League round of 16 first leg match between Arsenal and Barcelona at the Emirates Stadium on February 16, 2011 in London, England. (Photo

A) Finger taste so good...

B)  Note to self: Stop sticking peanut butter between your gum and lips before matches.

C) If I were a fish, where would the hook go through?

D) Where am I? Why are all these people screaming? Robin wants to go home.

Up, Up and Away!

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LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 25: Robin van Persie of Arsenal is foiled by Marton Fulop of Ipswich Town during the Carling Cup Semi Final Second Leg match between Arsenal and Ipswich Town at Emirates Stadium on January 25, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by

A) Crush head, retrieve ball.

B) Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.

C) I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and...what's the next word?

D) Pounce as lightly as the sprightly gazelle, young Dutchman.

Ballin'

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BARCELONA, SPAIN - MARCH 08: Robin van Persie of Arsenal receives a red card from referee Massimo Busacca during the UEFA Champions League round of 16 second leg match between Barcelona and Arsenal at the Nou Camp Stadium on March 8, 2011 in Barcelona, S

A) I got 99 problems, but a trophy ain't one.

B) Ain't nothin' but a G thing, Wenger.

C) If I were an eagle, I bet my wingspan would be, like, this big. I'd change my name to UniCred and I'd fly across the world dropping adverts on football pitches.

D) I'm sorry I forgot your birthday, Cesc. What do you want me to do about it? Bake you a cake? Or a huge flan or something? Oh, you're gonna play for Barcelona now, just for that? Nice little backwards pass there...

Put Your Hands in the Air

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LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: Robin van Persie of Arsenal celebrates victory after the UEFA Champions League round of 16 first leg match between Arsenal and Barcelona at the Emirates Stadium on February 16, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Jasper Jui

A) It's fun to stay at the Y. M. C. A.

B) I can't beleive Emirates added air traffic control to my contract.

C) Very good, sopranos! Baritones, you need a little more vibrato on that dimished fifth.

D) Hip hop hooray, ho! Hey ho!

Hold Me, Theo

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LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 12: Robin Van Persie of Arsenal celebrates with Theo Walcott after scoring their second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Arsenal and Wolverhampton Wanderers on February 12, 2011 in London, England. (Photo b

A) This is the one, officer. Arrest him.

B) When life gets intimate, Old Spice is there.

C) Hold me closer, tiny Walcott.

D) Am I the only one who sees how low Theo's left hand is here?

I Am Robin, Hear Me Roar

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LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - JANUARY 22: Robin Van Persie of Arsenal celebrates scoring his sides second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Arsenal and Wigan Athletic at the Emirates Stadium on January 22, 2011 in London, England. (Photo

A) Enemas: an unfortunate medical necessity.

B) Nasri, you punk, that's my mom!

C) Scar killed Mufasa?!

D) I will consume you, feeble foe.