Brett Favre: So is he or is he not... going dancing?
First, he is.
Kurt Warner recommends him.
We see videos of him doing his "Ice Ice Baby" stuff.
Then he isn't.
ABC comes out with their "family show" malarkey and poor Brett is left in the corner.
What's a narcissist to do?
Nobody puts Bretty in the corner.
Showbiz Spy reports that a DWTS show insider says Brett has little chance of making the cast given his propensity to camera text things. The show insider went on to say "Favre wasn't exactly rolling in family values right now."
To that we say "Have they seen Cheryl Burke's rear end?"
Followed by "or Edyta's everything?"
We still think Brett might make a good contestant and wonder what he'd be dancing if he were on the show. Hmmm?
Since we may never get to enjoy the "Favrelo" or "The Running Brett" we thought it might be nice to imagine. Plus you might like a few of the things we've pieced together.
Enjoy the slideshow.