Why Tom Brady Can't Be NFL MVP

What does cheating get you in the NFL? Hopefully not an MVP trophy, says the crew at PackSmack.

by PackSmack (Analyst)

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December 12, 2007

New England Patriots, Tom Brady

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2007/09000d5d804876b9_gallery_600.jpgGive it to Brett Favre. Give it to Tony Romo. Give it to Adrian Peterson.

Heck, even give it to the guy who turned in Michael Vick.

But whatever you do, don't give the NFL MVP to Tom Brady.

Why?

Imagine the NFL season were a marathon—say, the Boston Marathon. You're running. You take off at the starting gun like everybody else. But then you notice that the runner next to you has hurried over to the side of the road.

A cab pulls up and the cabbie, a guy named, oh, I don’t know, Bill, opens the door. That other runner jumps inside the cab, and off they go down the road ahead of the pack, following the race course.

Some four or five miles later, racing officials pull the cab over, slap the driver on the wrist, and tell him he's in big trouble next year.

Then they make the runner jump out of the cab and resume the race.

But by now, said runner is miles ahead of the runners who followed the rules. So of course he wins the race—all thanks to the unfair lift from his buddy Bill.

How would you feel if this happened to you? Would you call it a just outcome?

Of course not! It's blatant cheating.

And so are New England’s deliberate and flagrant spying violations, of which they already stand convicted of by the NFL.

The rub, obviously, is that Brady—an individual who benefited from the illegal actions of his superiors—can't be league MVP. It's ridiculous. There can be no good fruit from a poison tree.

Yes, I’m a Packers fan...but I don’t need Bret Favre to win the MVP this year. This isn’t about that. Favre’s place in Canton is secure. His performance to date is good enough for him to go out on his terms, in a blaze of gunslinging glory.

But every time Favre actually did win the NFL MVP, he deserved it.

Favre never got his stats padded by rigging cameras in the opposing team’s locker room, or by hacking into their defensive coordinator’s computer. The same goes for every other player who's ever won the award—New England Patriots excepted.

If Tom Brady wins the league’s MVP this year, who wins it next year? A guy from a team that starts paying off opposing players for game plan information? How about a guy from a team that plants a mole?

In handing Brady the trophy, the NFL would effectively reward cheating. That would be pretty hard to square with Commissioner Roger Goodell's tough-guy persona.

If Brady gets the nod, Pete Rose should be get the next plaque in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

And then Brady should give his MVP trophy to Rose, because Rose’s violations were misdemeanors next to Bill Belichick’s egregious felonies.

SMACK.

 (From: http://packsmack.blogspot.com/2007/12/tom-brady-can-not-be-nfl-mvp.html)

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  1. This IS a joke, right?

  2. what planet do you live on? car ride? more like helped him tie his shoes.

  3. ...Just when I thought I'd heard it all...

    So during Week 1 (and ONLY week 1) they got caught doing what every single other team in the NFL does (but so far haven't been caught). How do you explain the subsequent 13 weeks where nobody can stop Tom Brady? They don't have any frickin' cameras now, yet somehow they still use that tape of the Jets shot at the start of the season to destroy opponents? Does that film have some sort of magical powers or something?

    Why can't anybody admit that this team is just plain good? I assure you that if your boyfriend Favre was in the midst of an undefeated season everybody on earth outside Wisconsin would find some equally IDIOTIC reason why he should executed via public hanging. People hate success. They hate to see something go so right for so long therefore they must find an excuse for why it is actually a horrible thing and why we should all hang our heads in misery rather than enjoy a historic season.

    No matter how good something is there are always about a million people lining up to spoil the mood. I'm sure that it won't be long before someone finds out that Brett Favre squished a mosquito in an overly aggressive manner when he was 9 therefore all his records should be discounted. Morons.

  4. I hope all Packer fans aren't as looney as this guy.

  5. Actually David, they were caught cheating against several other teams and had a camera man asked to leave the stadium in where else but historic lambeau Field. So it was not the first time, and not all coaches and personel have or are doing what the Pats were. I am pretty sure that makes them nothing more than a bunch of cheats and if i ever see Bill BeleCHEAT in person i am going to throw a video camera at him and not one of these new fancy little video cameras, no I am talking one of those really old big and bulky VHS Cameras that have a huge external battery...oh yeah Billy boy your getting the camera to the face and the battery pack to the family jewels!!!

  6. This message is to the friends of Packsmack,
    Please take this guy to a psyiatrist and make sure to lock him up in the psychiatric ward as he is very dangerous to you and to the football fans around him. This guy needs immediate medical help. Dont delay it otherwise he is going to tear his clothes and pull his hair by the time this season is over. Please!!!!!

  7. You must be Hi on something. The numbers speak for themselves. You must hate Brady to write something this ridiculous. And Adrian Peterson is no where near the race for MVP. He's got the rookie of the year locked up.

    1. P.S. this article clearly shows your love towards Green Bay, I understand you love Favre but you have to tell it like it really is.

  8. Who gives a rats ass. Every team in every league pre-scouts their opposition. Apparently, filming people at work, where 80,000 fans can watch it live, is a bad thing.

    At the end of the day, the defence has to stop the offence and the offence must outscore the defence.

    The Pats are undeated, not because they watched a film....they are undefeated because they are better than everyone else at executing their plan.....nothing more..

    1. Well said.

  9. Agree with anonymous above. You can give the MVP to Romo or Favre because they may have less reosurces and have done well on teams that are less dominant, but I'm not discounting what Brady has done and his #s are clearly good enough to win him MVP. I'm a Raider fan, so I dislike New England more than the next guy cause of the tuck rule game, but the Patriots don't score 35+ points per game because of cameras.

  10. This is a pretty funny article... as long is it was meant to be.

  11. Even I found this ridiculous and I am a Packs fan.

    This guy is either blind, or just plain stupid.

    1. I think a little of column A, a little of column B, combined with years of sniffing gasoline which made both problems worse.

      Don't mean to spam the comments section, but this one got under my skin.

    2. I think a little of column A, a little of column B, combined with years of sniffing gasoline which made both problems worse.

      Don't mean to spam the comments section, but this one got under my skin.

  12. Hahah this is the funniest article i probably have ever read on here, i just think it is so funny that people are still trying to slap something on the Patriot because of their success. This is just too funny, oh yah and did yall hear that the new americas team is the New England Patriots wow now i know why people are so pissed because not only are they the best team in the leaguebut everyone watches them even if they don't like them.

  13. You try to sound all serious, but hopefully your joking right? I guess i shouldn't stereotype and assume that all you packer fans are like this guy...

  14. Yeah, Favre never violated league policy during his MVP runs. What that's? Admisson to pain-killer addiction through 95? Yeah, but it only became public after the 95 season was over, and he never got another MVP after that. What's that? Two more in 96 and 97?

    Let's be real. I like Favre. I wouldn't take any of his MVPs away from him (maybe 97, because Sanders killed it that year). But he's never had a season like Brady is having, and his cheating was far more grotesque. Would you have denied Terrell Davis because his team deliberately and covertly violated salary cap rules? No, because you couldn't deny his historic performance, and he was not responsible for the actions of his coaches and employers.

    Does video-tape he isn't even watching make Brady throw the ball in a shoe-box every toss? Does it help him side-step a blitz? Does it help him run for a first down? Does it suddenly give him the power to huck a ball 65 yards with perfect accuracy? If you think about how football works for two seconds, you'll realize how insignificant the taping is, and how little it has to do with what makes Brady MVP. Especially relative to Favre's indiscretions.

  15. this should be tagged under the Humor section

  16. You do realize the Pats got caught cheating in week 1, and the camera guy got removed before the first quarter right? There is no way in heck Brady could of utilized any advantages from the spygate debacle. You sir have been awarded the biggest moron award of the century. Congrats!

  17. You have got to be kidding, Belicheck was stopped after one game of the season, so if you call 300 yards and a few touchgowns a huge head start then thats your opinion, But man, you're 100% wrong, he still has to go out there and throw the passes, the defense still has a chance to intercept the ball, you can't penalize Tom Brady because Bill Belicheck is a douche bag. Just realize that Tom Brady is better than you're guy and its going to stay that way for a long time.

  18. Favre is nothing but a little baby. evertime something happens in his life he cries, and puts on some type of "heroic performance" brett favre, playing all these years has just 1 superbowl while Tom Brady Has 3 and is working on four. you can say what you want about the patriots cheating, but you can't question the ability of Tom Brady to play the position of Quarterback, its about time he got some recognition after taking 3 mediocre offenses to the promised land.

  19. To say they are guilty of "cheating" is ridiculous.

    The rules say only that you cannot videotape another team in that team's 'designated area' - intended to make it against the rules for teams to place hidden cameras and that sort of equipment in places like the other team's locker room.

    If the Patriots employee had been recording the signals with a pen and notepad, it would have been fine.
    If the Patriots employee was 20 feet away from where he was, video taping from the front row of the stands, it would have been fine.

    There is no rule that says you cannot videotape another teams signals. You just can't in specific areas. That is why it was called a "mis-interpretation of the rules".

    All teams record signals: Ever wonder why every coach and offense coordinator is covering their face with a clip board as they speak into the headset?

    The player having the best season at his position in the history of the game certainly deserves the MVP.

  20. Can we please give the MVP to the Patriot front office?

    Seriously, Randy Moss for a FOURTH round draft pick? Stealing Wes Welker for NOTHING? How the hell did the rest of the league let them compile all their talent? It's not like the Patriots have more money than everyone else so they can buy anyone they want like some teams...

    Kudos to the Patriots organization. They could even cheat for we don't know how long without getting caught, but I don't think that was such a big deal anyways.

    BTW, this is coming from someone who wants to see the Patriots lose every week. It's not the players, it's just Belichick and all the obnoxious Patriot 'fans' who appeared out of no where that piss me off.

  21. Bret Favre literally took a dive at the end of a game (season finale) so Michael Strahan of the Giants could get the sack record. He is tainted in my books.

  22. Hey PackSmack...I love Favre and am amazed by Romo, but Brady and/or Moss will be MVP. As a Giants fan, I have seen up close way too much of Favre and Romo this season, and will be treated to the Brady-Moss pitch-and-catch routine in a few weeks, so I can speak for all.

    This Spygate nonsense has no bearing on the mano-a-mano manner of dominance the Patriots have shown this year. Moss is triple covered sometimes and still scores.

    I look at it this way. If Favre went down to an injury (I know - that can't happen, right?), but if he did, Aaron Rodgers could conceivably step in and run the Packer offense at the same level.

    The Cowboys would be 8-8 without Romo. If you don't think so, watch the game films. The guy has made plays where plays could not have been made.

    The Patriots would be nowhere without Brady. That includes Moss.....

  23. Retard

  24. Freeking stupid writer, must be an idiot southie : )

  25. THE CAMERA WAS TAKEN 8 MINUTES INTO THE FIRST GAME. i can see how footage they never saw can taint a season. wow some people are so bitter and just hate the patriots because they are great. your a fucking hack.

    TOM BRADY
    2 SUPER BOWL MVPs
    3 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIPS
    NEVER HAD A LOSING SEASON
    12-2 IN THE PLAYOFFS

    SOON TO BE SINGLE SEASON TOUCHDOWN RECORD
    SOON TO BE NFL MVP

    HOW MANY NFL QBs CAN SAY THAT

  26. ok, i hate the patriots and tom brady, but how do you not give the MVP to him. so they got caught taping some stuff, whatever. it wouldn't matter if brady and the patriots knew everything their opponents were gonna do, they still have to execute. brady's numbers are ridiculous. some QBs can't do what he's doing even with no defense on the field. ok, maybe not to that extent, but you know what i mean.

  27. Hey calm down clown. It's not a matter of they got caught video taping one game at the start of this season. How long has then been going on and what kind of an archive have they built up. Its been rumored that they have tapes on most coaching staffs.

    Tom Brady is good, the Patriots are good, I have always been a huge Randy Moss fan, but I still hate the Patriots. I don't hate them in a Yankees spend 10 times more money than everyone else way, I hate them in a why can't my team do the same way.

    I think its fairly obvious the MVP will come down to Tom Brady and Brett Favvvrea and I would like to see Favre win.

    PS. Nnot a Packers fan, but how can you not like Favre.

  28. I'm glad that everyone is sticking it to the writer of this crap. Maybe this site should become more communist and start censoring or at least make users click the "I will not publish absolute garbage" checkbox when they create their account.

  29. Is this dude a real reporter or just another Patriot hater.My God im sick of hearing why the Pats dont deserve to win and Brady should not be mvp etc etc etc.Belcher ya need a new job cause you suck at this one.

  30. Wow I wish more people read this so that Brady really does not win - He does not deserve it - The Patriots dont even deserve have a legit 16-0 shot - its unfair its like letting players play through steroids - they cheat but dont get penalized just keep playing and do more of the same stuff -there are many players that deserve the MVP honor alot more than Tom Brady and his shady , below ground level coaching staff

  31. I agree with this man - something is way too fishy about the Patriots this season. Cheating or no cheating . yes they picked up a few good players but the dominance that they are showing tells me something is up and has been up Bill's sleeve

    1. God man ,,,this is the Stupidest thing to come out a persons mind yet on this forum!! Go back to sleep and leave the football stuff to everyone else cause you don't know shit.

  32. this is satire right?

    You can't possibly think that the videotaping of the Jets signals which NEVER even had an impact on the game since the tape was confiscated before halftime is the reason Tom Brady has been so good this year. That is completely and utterly moronic.

    I'm just speechless. I'm not even a Pats fan, but I can't believe that you actually believe the crap you're writing.

    You should be fired.

  33. this person wrote this article to get attention. it worked. my take is that Brady can't be MVP because we don't wanna give it to somebody who truly deserves it. Nah we have to be politically correct. Other players and fans of other team might be jealous. These Patriots get enough accolades already. we should try to share the wealth.

  34. The guy who wrote this artical is an IDIOT the pat's did not cheat neither did tom brady .The pat's bran N.F.L rule that was it .you moran .If you are gointo write an artical atleast be accurate .and the tape in question was taken 6 minutes into the game so again toy are very ignorant

  35. Well, maybe by your logic there should be a separate category for Mr. Congeniality.
    But MVP? Brady!

  36. Give me a break. What Tom Brady has done this year is phenomenal...why shouldn't be the league's MVP????? What Brady and the rest of the team have done this year and in year's past is play with heart and soul. They do their talking on the field. The incident from week 1 was blown out of proportion and please don't tell me that this team was the only team to have ever done this. I see no difference between what happened then to what happens at every game with the guys in the boxes with their binoculars........

  37. Yeah, Brady is having a great season, but the MVP isn't really all about stats, it's about the importance they play on their team. Now you put Favre on the Pats and he would have the same stats, if not better than Brady has this year. Also, what is Brady without Moss, and Romo without T.O., Favre has had no great wideout to throw to.

    PS: GO PACK!!!

  38. I am a Packer fan and I DO NOT hate the Patriots. Both teams are having STELLAR seasons. I could careless about the videotape thing. The Patriots were a favored team at the beginning of the season and the Packers were not. So, when it comes down to my interpretation of the NFL MVP......Brett should win it by a landslide.

  39. First of all, you are ignorant.

    a. Vicodin is not a banned substance.
    b. Favre had prescriptions.
    c. Addiction is nothing to laugh about.

    As for the MVP, Favre deserves it for 2 major reasons.

    1. He set 9 NFL and Packers records THIS SEASON!!!!
    Not too hard to understand.

    2. HE IS NOT A CHEATER.
    Also not to difficult to grasp.

    3. The MVP should go to the MOST valuable player. The person who the team could NOT do without. A Patriots team with ROMO would do just as well and would probably win the Super Bowl.

    A Packers team WITHOUT Brett would not do so well. Just as a LAST PLACE Detroit Lions team without Barry Sanders would also not have done as well. Hence, MVP.

    See, not too hard to grasp. It's just using your noggin.

  40. First of all, you are ignorant.

    a. Vicodin is not a banned substance.
    b. Favre had prescriptions.
    c. Addiction is nothing to laugh about.

    As for the MVP, Favre deserves it for 2 major reasons.

    1. He set 9 NFL and Packers records THIS SEASON!!!!
    Not too hard to understand.

    2. HE IS NOT A CHEATER.
    Also not to difficult to grasp.

    3. The MVP should go to the MOST valuable player. The person who the team could NOT do without. A Patriots team with ROMO would do just as well and would probably win the Super Bowl.

    A Packers team WITHOUT Brett would not do so well. Just as a LAST PLACE Detroit Lions team without Barry Sanders would also not have done as well. Hence, MVP.

    See, not too hard to grasp. It's just using your noggin.

  41. First of all, you are ignorant.

    a. Vicodin is not a banned substance.
    b. Favre had prescriptions.
    c. Addiction is nothing to laugh about.

    As for the MVP, Favre deserves it for 2 major reasons.

    1. He set 9 NFL and Packers records THIS SEASON!!!!
    Not too hard to understand.

    2. HE IS NOT A CHEATER.
    Also not to difficult to grasp.

    3. The MVP should go to the MOST valuable player. The person who the team could NOT do without. A Patriots team with ROMO would do just as well and would probably win the Super Bowl.

    A Packers team WITHOUT Brett would not do so well. Just as a LAST PLACE Detroit Lions team without Barry Sanders would also not have done as well. Hence, MVP.

    See, not too hard to grasp. It's just using your noggin.

  42. First of all, you are ignorant.

    a. Vicodin is not a banned substance.
    b. Favre had prescriptions.
    c. Addiction is nothing to laugh about.

    As for the MVP, Favre deserves it for 2 major reasons.

    1. He set 9 NFL and Packers records THIS SEASON!!!!
    Not too hard to understand.

    2. HE IS NOT A CHEATER.
    Also not to difficult to grasp.

    3. The MVP should go to the MOST valuable player. The person who the team could NOT do without. A Patriots team with ROMO would do just as well and would probably win the Super Bowl.

    A Packers team WITHOUT Brett would not do so well. Just as a LAST PLACE Detroit Lions team without Barry Sanders would also not have done as well. Hence, MVP.

    See, not too hard to grasp. It's just using your noggin.

  43. First of all, you are ignorant.

    a. Vicodin is not a banned substance.
    b. Favre had prescriptions.
    c. Addiction is nothing to laugh about.

    As for the MVP, Favre deserves it for 2 major reasons.

    1. He set 9 NFL and Packers records THIS SEASON!!!!
    Not too hard to understand.

    2. HE IS NOT A CHEATER.
    Also not to difficult to grasp.

    3. The MVP should go to the MOST valuable player. The person who the team could NOT do without. A Patriots team with ROMO would do just as well and would probably win the Super Bowl.

    A Packers team WITHOUT Brett would not do so well. Just as a LAST PLACE Detroit Lions team without Barry Sanders would also not have done as well. Hence, MVP.

    See, not too hard to grasp. It's just using your noggin.

  44. First of all, you are ignorant.

    a. Vicodin is not a banned substance.
    b. Favre had prescriptions.
    c. Addiction is nothing to laugh about.

    As for the MVP, Favre deserves it for 2 major reasons.

    1. He set 9 NFL and Packers records THIS SEASON!!!!
    Not too hard to understand.

    2. HE IS NOT A CHEATER.
    Also not to difficult to grasp.

    3. The MVP should go to the MOST valuable player. The person who the team could NOT do without. A Patriots team with ROMO would do just as well and would probably win the Super Bowl.

    A Packers team WITHOUT Brett would not do so well. Just as a LAST PLACE Detroit Lions team without Barry Sanders would also not have done as well. Hence, MVP.

    See, not too hard to grasp. It's just using your noggin.

  45. First of all, you are ignorant.

    a. Vicodin is not a banned substance.
    b. Favre had prescriptions.
    c. Addiction is nothing to laugh about.

    As for the MVP, Favre deserves it for 2 major reasons.

    1. He set 9 NFL and Packers records THIS SEASON!!!!
    Not too hard to understand.

    2. HE IS NOT A CHEATER.
    Also not to difficult to grasp.

    3. The MVP should go to the MOST valuable player. The person who the team could NOT do without. A Patriots team with ROMO would do just as well and would probably win the Super Bowl.

    A Packers team WITHOUT Brett would not do so well. Just as a LAST PLACE Detroit Lions team without Barry Sanders would also not have done as well. Hence, MVP.

    See, not too hard to grasp. It's just using your noggin.

  46. First of all, you are ignorant.

    a. Vicodin is not a banned substance.
    b. Favre had prescriptions.
    c. Addiction is nothing to laugh about.

    As for the MVP, Favre deserves it for 2 major reasons.

    1. He set 9 NFL and Packers records THIS SEASON!!!!
    Not too hard to understand.

    2. HE IS NOT A CHEATER.
    Also not to difficult to grasp.

    3. The MVP should go to the MOST valuable player. The person who the team could NOT do without. A Patriots team with ROMO would do just as well and would probably win the Super Bowl.

    A Packers team WITHOUT Brett would not do so well. Just as a LAST PLACE Detroit Lions team without Barry Sanders would also not have done as well. Hence, MVP.

    See, not too hard to grasp. It's just using your noggin.

  47. Brett has set 5 records that I'm aware of.

    LEAGUE
    Most yards passing
    Most career wins
    Most career touchdown passes
    Most interceptions

    PACKER
    Most Consecutive Completions

    He is also closing in on or has broken Most Seasons With 40 TD's or something like that.
    I think he's broken every other Packer record.

  48. You are dead wrong about Narctotics. They are not a banned substance off the field. Take just one of any Narcotic Drugs during an NFL Game and you will be suspended and fined or more.! The rule states that no players can use a mind altering drug and that is exactly how Narcotic Pain Drugs work! They change the way you think about your pain and you can do a whole lot more taking them than without them. Brett Favre didn't just go off the field at the half and get a shot of freezing in his joints etc.,to numb the nerves,,he got Narcotics instead and came back in the games like superman....You figure it out ??? I know he was stoned and so did his teamates in the 90's just look at some of the replays of him ,,look real close..!

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