If it happens it could go something like this:
Davis: Hi Rob, how have you been?
Ryan: I have been good Mr. Davis, and let me tell ya, you look great!
Davis: Hey Rob stop with the brown nosing and let's get to the point, so I hear you want to coach the Raiders
Ryan: Yes sir
Davis: Why is that?
Ryan: Well I think I can really turn this franchise around and bring power defense and wins back to the silver and black
Ryan: ABBSSO LUTELY!
Davis: Well Rob, how have you done with the Browns defense you are running?
Ryan: (squirming in his seat and with his head down whispering) Well sir, ummm we are ranked 31st in the NFL!
Davis: I didnt hear you Rob, what did you say?
Ryan: We are ranked 31st in the NFL
Davis: Isn't there only 32 teams?
Davis: Well that isn't very good now is it?
Ryan: (head down) No sir it isn't
Davis: Ok then, so when you were our Defensive Coordinator, and I gave you full control, how did you do for us?
Ryan: Not very good
Davis: Didn't you have most all of your players returning and I picked up players you wanted?
Davis: And weren't you still unsuccessful?
Ryan: Yes sir
Davis: Then what makes you think that I will give you even more control of my team?
Ryan: I was just trippin
Davis: DAM RIGHT YOU ARE!
Ryan: But sir, my last name is Ryan
Davis: The way you coach a Defense, you should really change your name and stop disgracing your family.
Ryan: (shuffling his feet walking out of the room with his head down in a whimpy voice) So is that a no?
Davis: Dam right!
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