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OAKLAND INSIDER: TOM CABLE JUST LEFT MR DAVIS'S OFFICE...

DENVER - DECEMBER 20:  Oakland Raiders head coach Tom Cable celebrates a victory over the Denver Broncos at Invesco Field at Mile High on December 20, 2009 in Denver, Colorado. The Raiders defeated the Broncos 20-19.  (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
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Farris GunningCorrespondent IJanuary 11, 2010

The time of waiting is over and your hearing it from me first hand. 

Tom Cable just left Mr. Davis's office and the first thing he did was walk up to Hansen and knock him out for real this time.

The door slammed open and there was Cable standing there, fists clinched, and he storm's Hanson.  First the left connects to the side of Hansen's head, then the right upper cuts him and you hear the bone break in the jaw this time.

Cable standing over Hansen with a look of relaxation in his face, he smiles and say's "Now then, now you can say I knocked you out!" 

Tom Cable then announces to the rest of the coaching staff that he is no longer the coach of the Oakland Raiders

Some small chatter goes back and forth in the room before a voice is hear in the back of the room.  It's J-Russell!  He snuck in the meeting to hear it for himself that he has beaten another coach.  Russell stands up and say's "gotcha! I'm the man around here!"

Then like the Incredible Hulk, Cable rushes Russell and pummels him! Whack!   Boom!  Slam!  Ka-Pow!  It was like a batman cartoon, Russell is laying on the ground curled up like a baby.

As the police rush in and get control of Cable, the officer asks him what the hell is going on, and Cable says "Just making things right!"

Ladies and Gentlemen, Cable will be gone and we will be looking for another puppet to run the show.

 

Good Luck Silver and Black, I will always be a fan!

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