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Chelsea FC: The Greatest Team in London... Arsenal Suck.

Mohamed Eldin Masri by Analyst Written on December 01, 2009
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 29:  Thomas Vermaelen of Arsenal scores an own goal for Chelsea's second  during the Barclays Premier League match between Arsenal and Chelsea at the Emirates Stadium on November 29, 2009 in London, England.  (Photo by Mike Hewitt/Getty Images) Mike Hewitt/Getty Images

*Note: Once again, the Arsenal co-community leader (that would be me) made a bet.

It was THE BET, it was created by me to make against the community leaders of the other teams once our teams play against each other.

This time it was against Salomon Gonzales , the Chelsea co-community leader, and seeing how Arsenal were sh*te that night, I am forced to once again, embarrass myself in front of the entire B/R community.

I am a man of my word, and if the entire Chelsea community (and a certain person from the Man U community) will end up laughing at me, then so be it.

To fully understand the bet, I recommend you read this article as well.

Salomon Gonzales, this one's for you bro.

*Ahem ahem*

Blue is the colour.

Chelsea were founded in London in the year of 1905, they haven't changed many of their first team players since.

Blue is the colour.

In the latest London Derby, The Mighty Blues embarrassed Own Goal FC and beat them to a pulp.

Despite Chelsea not being that good in the game, Arsenal were by far, a bad joke being repeated over and over.

This is the third consecutive match in the league against Chelsea, were Arsenal scored an own goal, courtesy of them never paying attention during crosses.

Arsenal suck.

Blue is the colour.

Despite the age difference, the old geezers embarrassed the Arsenal youngsters and taught them what it's like to play against the future champions of the league.

Almunia is yet wetting his bed at night, screaming in his sleep "Drogba no no NOOOOO."

Blue is the colour.

Eduardo and Arshavin, two of the experienced players in Teletubbies FC (check the pic in my bio ), were not consistent at all during the match.

Chelsea ended up proving that they are truly, the greatest team in London.

They also proved that money gets sh*t done.

Ever since they were bought by a certain Russian Leprechaun, Chelsea have been a force to be reckoned with, the fact that they embarrassed Manure, Liverfool and Own Goal FC is proof that despite their age, they are currently the best team in England.

Chelsea to win the Premier League, Arsenal suck.. End of story.

R.I.P  Mohamed Eldin Masri

Died on November the 29th from a severe trauma caused by Dider "The f*****g disgrace" Drogba.

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