Manchester United: The Greatest Team on Earth.

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Yes, this is the Arsenal co-community leader writing an article that is titled "Manchester United: The Greatest Team On Earth.".

Why? Might you ask...BECAUSE THOSE BLOODY RED DEVILS CHEATED AND GOT THEIR FOURTH PENALTY AGAINST ARSENAL AT OLD TRAFFORD IN A MERE SIX YEARS.

Had I knew that "The Pig" was gonna take a dive, I would've never made this bet.

However, I am a man of my word, and I am writing this article because of said bet.

Austin Meurer, this one's for you bro.

*Ahem, ahem*

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

Manchester United was founded in the city of Manchester, in the year 1878, that year is the greatest year in existence simply because Man U were founded in it.

Screw all the other teams in football, you are either a Man U fan, or you are simply gay.

F*** Liverfool, Arse and Chelscum, they are nothing but second-rate jokes and they will never be as great as the Red Devils.

Glory Glory Man United.

People keep saying that Liverpool are the most successful, HAH! I spit in the face of those jokers, Liverpool can live in the past, they SUCK!

Glory Glory Man United.

They say that Arsenal are the only "Invincibles", morons, those losers got lucky that season, that's it really, they got lucky 38 times in a row.

And justice was served in the 50th match when "The Pig" took a dive for his team and got a penalty against Arsenal, and we ended their silly pathetic record.

And I assure you that this year, Man U will equal Arsenal's record and go the entire season unbeate...Oh crap! Forgot about Burnley.

Er, moving on.

Chelsea...never heard of them.

Man U have created legends in the world of football like Ryan Giggs, and has made world class players like Vidic and Wayne "The Pig" Rooney, who for some reason is delusional and thinks he is comparable to Ronaldo. Messi and Kaka, but we still love him.

Last season in the CL final, Barca got lucky, they were simply lucky because we didn't bribe the referee like we usually do, and that was it.

But this year, we will conquer Europe again, and like Giggs said when he was drunk, "We'll win it three times in a row".

Glory Glory Man United.

People say that we will suffer the loss of Ronaldo, HAH!

I believe our performance against Burnley and Arsenal is proof that we are the best, cheating to win against Arsenal only made the victory sweeter, this is the third time we've beaten them off a fake penalty, we are the best.

Man United to win the EPL, CL, FA Cup and Carling cup.

Glory Glory Man United.

Note: If I even hear a word from an Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool or Man United fan, I will kill you.

Meurer, next January you're not gonna escape the punishment that is gonna be handed out to you.

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