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Austin's Recent Articles

10-Man Ghana Embarrass Brazil

Published 24 days ago
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LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 09: Michael Owen of Manchester United looks on during the FA Community Shield match between Manchester United and Chelsea at Wembley Stadium on August 9, 2009 in London, England. (Photo by Phil Cole/Getty Images)

The 5 Best Players in the World (Besides Cristiano Ronaldo)

Published 2 months ago
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MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - AUGUST 29: Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger looks on after being sent to the stands during the Barclays Premier League match between Manchester United and Arsenal at Old Trafford on August 29, 2009 in Manchester, England. (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)

Manchester United Prevail In Men Vs. Babies Rematch

Published 2 months ago
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Joke Of The Day: USA Soccer

Published 4 months ago
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Jam responded to a comment on Darren Fletcher Trapped By Arsene Wenger?
Jam responded to a comment on Darren Fletcher Trapped By Arsene Wenger?
Austin commented on Brazil Vs. England: The History
Austin commented on Brazil Vs. England: The History
Victor Frank responded to a comment on Why Ronaldo Should Be Called Up For Portugal's Play-Off
Victor Frank responded to a comment on Why Ronaldo Should Be Called Up For Portugal's Play-Off
Nathan Lowe responded to a comment on Man United's Toughest Domestic Games Now Behind Them
Nathan Lowe responded to a comment on Man United's Toughest Domestic Games Now Behind Them

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Pele or Maradona?

Cristiano Ronaldo. Maradona is a fat faggot. He's just as bad as the Brazilian Ronaldo and that is sayin a lot! His hand of God move was the most bullshit play in sports I have ever seen. He's not tall enough so he had to slap the ball in with his fat hand.

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by Barney
1 day ago

That Lee Carsley's always been a dirty one, trust an ex-Everton player to vicously hack down a Liverpool player like that. Terrible challenge, he's lucky to escape with just a penalty!

Besides, I believe it's known as a Rooney (or a Ronaldo if you'd prefer your mancrush to be involved!)
by Victor
1 day ago

Your opinion on this one would be appreciated! http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286894-why-ronaldo-should-be-called-up-for-portugal-play-off
by Victor
1 day ago

Your opinion on this one would be appreciated! http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286894-why-ronaldo-should-be-called-up-for-portugal-play-off
by Keith
1 day ago

Draw would have been fair I suppose.

But with the way we dominated (Rooney was onside!!!) we should have got a goal.

Drogba - what a bitch
by Andrew
3 days ago

Who do you have winning the "Battle of England?"

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/285952-man-united-and-chelsea-meet-at-stamford-bridge-in-battle-of-epls-best
by Salaar
4 days ago

Hey mate,

I've started a bit of a column, here's the first, The Bottom Corner, paying tribute to a real legend.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/285521-the-bottom-corner-how-do-you-find-another-ryan-giggs

Be sure to have a look at it.

Thanks.
SS.
by Keith
6 days ago

Obertan might have a very strange shaped, almost lightbulb like head...but the boy can play.

Better than that Ronaldo ass licker Nani
by Jam
11 days ago

PLEASE REFER TO LAST MESSAGE. THANK YOU.
by Jam
11 days ago

Look in mirror, what do you see?...'DICK AUSTIN'... thats right.
by Keith
11 days ago

Man that was too easy. They crack like egg shells.

What happened to your momma jokes? We even have them in Ireland, and we are a backwards, self jeering country.

Maybe they havent spread as far as Egypt yet.

Lets give it a year.
by Jam
11 days ago

I'D say hes about 14-16 yrs old.
by Mohamed Eldin
11 days ago

Jam made me wonder.

How old are you Austin.

I'd go with 17 or such.

Last time, please joke in a civil way, or we'll end this feud which was supposed to be a friendly one.
by Jam
12 days ago

YOU WIN WAR?!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

HOHOHOAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAh...HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

AAAAAAAH MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH...

I'M ALL OUT OF LAUGHTER BUT IT LOOKS LIKE PETER'S HEARD ABOUT YOUR 'JOKE':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_QdNE5DwU0

OH MY SPLEEN! MY KIDNEYS! MY SIDES!...I CANT BREATH....[CHUCKLE] HUH HUHHUHUHUHU

OH MAN, DICK AUSTIN IS SURE FUNNY WHEN HE'S BEING SERIOUS....WHAT A DELUDENOID YOU ARE.
by Jam
12 days ago

Hey Queeny Austin,

I can't believe you still going on about the video...let it go its just a video. I can't believe you even complained about the age of the video, validity... blah blah blah.

Its a joke Austin, the video wasn't made for you or Vidic, man you really are sensitives

Its a JOOOOOKE! Jane Austin so chill. I can't believe that you even mentioned that the video was made back in 2007; what you really thought i'd make a video for your sorry ass, man you love yourself too much.
by Mohamed Eldin
12 days ago

War won!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1st of all, you morons haven't won anything yet.

And 2nd, how would you like it if we start talking about your mom ?

Nobody likes insulting some one's parents.

You actually think you won anything!!!

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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