Tom Cable, The Star Of ESPNs New Theme Song!

jeff rhorer

Contributor Written on November 03, 2009

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - OCTOBER 11: Head coach Tom Cable of the Oakland Raiders looks on before playing the New York Giants on October 11, 2009 at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Jim McIsaac/Getty Images

(ESPN Theme Song Of The Week Is Sung To Don Henleys "Dirty Laundry":)

We can do the innuendo, we make old chicks sing,

but when it's said and done we haven't told you a thing.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry!

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down,

kick 'em where they sit, kick 'em all around!

Try to kill the Raiders, is the coach fired yet?

All the boys in the newsroom have a running bet!

Get those witches on the set, give us dirty laundry!

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down,

kick 'em where they sit, kick 'em all around!

We can help Rat Hanson, we are not done yet.

Vindictive, jealous females Cables gonna regret.

Is Al Davis crying yet? Give us dirty laundry!

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down,

kick 'em where they sit, kick 'em all around!

Is there any truth? We don't give a damn!

Gotta sling mud! Throw it all around! ...

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down,

kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down!

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