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The fans of the Washington Redskins have had enough. They have been embracing a 8-8 team for the past 10 years.

With the $100 million dollar signing of Albert Haynesworth, to the continued mediocrity that Jim Zorn leads the team towards, fans are fed up with the team, the organization and it's tyranical dictator Daniel Snyder.

This week, I decided to find out had bad the Skins had become, so I looked to see how they compared with the other teams in the NFC EAST. I was going to look at the whole league, but this was way too depressing.

 

Team

 

W

 

L

 

East Titles

 

Playoffs

 

Super Bowls

 

Coaches

 

Philadelphia

 

97

 

63

 

5

 

7

 

0

 

1

 

New York

 

87

 

73

 

3

 

6

 

2

 

2

 

Dallas

 

79

 

81

 

1

 

4

 

0

 

4

 

Washington

 

76

 

84

 

1

 

3

 

0

 

6

 

 

Also, to help bring you down to my level of depression, our record under Danny and my very own and maybe the first ever ALL-SNYDER TEAM which should give you a hint as to why we have become so bad and worse have no place to go.

 

THE ALL SNYDER TEAM

 

 

 

Position

 

Name

 

Comments

 

QB

 

J. George

 

The worst of the worst

 

RB

 

TJ Duckett

 

A panic attack - a real GM would have prevented

this

 

 

J. Morton

 

We forgot that we were not playing in the SEC

 

 

A. Murrell

 

1000-yard rusher who really was "over the hill"

 

 

Metcalf

 

Danny thought he was signing the father

 

 

T. Canidate

 

See Morton

 

 

K. Carter

 

One of the biggest draft busts of all time

 

WR

 

D. Thomas, M. Kelly

 

Must be considered as one person - can't remember

routes/can't catch

 

 

B. Lloyd

 

The best WR in the NFL below the wrists

 

 

R. Gardner

 

The second coming of Art Monk - NOT

 

 

I. Fryar

 

If you are going the "over the hill gang route" you

need George Allen

 

 

Reed

 

See above

 

TE

 

F. Davis

 

We drafted this guy how many places higher than

Cooley

 

C

 

Vickers

 

More over the hill shit

 

 

Leewenburg

 

Even more over the hill shit

 

G

 

Kendall

 

The first thing you learn as an OL is

FALL ON THE BALL

 

 

D. Dockery

 

Great player, but we let him get away

during the prime of his career

 

T

 

Wade

 

What were they thinking?

 

 

Brown

 

Too old even for George Allen

 

DE

 

J. Taylor

 

Despeate people do desperate things

 

 

B. Smith

 

More over the hill shit

 

 

R. Upshaw

 

Even more over the hill shit

 

DT

 

J. Salave

 

Why?

 

 

Noble

 

Had potential but got MRSA

 

 

R. Wynn

 

Like a bad penny, he keeps turning up

 

LB

 

A. Pierce

 

Couldn't play here but after departing………..

 

 

J. Armistead

 

Past his prime and he got caught up in

the Pierce/Trotter funk

 

 

J. Trotter

 

Couldn't play here but after departing………..

 

CB

 

M. Rumph

 

Another first round bust who was going

to turn his career around in DC

 

 

T. Vincent

 

Couldn't cover even our bad receivers

 

S

 

A Archuleta

 

Up there with Jeff George in terms of stupid

 

 

V. Fox

 

What made anyone think he would be better?

 

Return

 

D. Sanders

 

An insult to Skins fans and B-Mitch

 

K

 

Murray

 

Makes the team based on the fact he was

over 40 when we got him

 

P

 

Barhart

 

See Murray

 

Special Mention

 

L. Arrington

 

Great potential ruined by having

to play in a new system each year

 

 

C. Bailey

 

Almost like Arrington, but he was smart

enough to get out and we got something

for him

 

 

S. Davis

 

Was the heart and soul of the team until

Danny cut it out

 

 

J. Campbell

 

Same situation as Lavar Arrington

 

 

 

 

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