Oakland to Attack Ortons Weakside This Week

Barnavicious XCorrespondent ISeptember 24, 2009

What comes twice a year and is more fun than barnyard animals? Donkey week.

I can say I enjoy Donkey week more than any other AFC west rivalry, not because I particularly like the Broncos I just think Donkeys are funny. 

I even have a pet donkey, his name is "Shanny" seriously I have one. He doesn't like when the Raiders lose in Donkey week. 

So many questions so little time. Let me start with the most pressing. 

 

Is the Bronco defensive for real?

No. My bowels have more movement than Cleveland's offense, enough said.

Can Kyle Orton perform in the Black Hole?

No. Illustrated by my re-enactment volunteers, case closed. 

Can the Raiders run on Denver?

Yes. Name me a Bengal or Browns running back, just one that doesn't suck or isn't 117 years old.

Will the Broncos run on Oakland?

Yes. Doesn't mean it'll translate to a win though.

Can the secondary shut down the Donkey receivers?

Sure, as long as Stanford Rout stays on the sideline.

Do Donkey's like carrots?

Yes, but prefer oats.

Will JaMarcus get it together?

Well shit. Can't win 'em all.

Raiders 20 Donkeys 10

 

***No donkeys were harmed in the writing of this article.

 

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