Pending the successful completion of a medical, Alonso will join Bayern for €10/£8 million, per Sid Lowe at The Guardian.
Here is a scouting report on Alonso, a 32-year-old, 6'0", 163-pound Spaniard.
Alonso is a winner, he is experienced, leads by example and reinforces Bayern's already loaded squad. His pedigree is second to none.
When he was a 19-year-old playing for Real Sociedad, "everyone seemed to play better when he was on the pitch," according to then-Sociedad manager John Toshack, per Guillem Balague at The Observer (h/t The Guardian).
1st sticker of Xabi ALONSO with Real Sociedad pic.twitter.com/wdAKSDxr1L— Old School Panini (@OldSchoolPanini) May 28, 2013
At Liverpool, then-teammate John Arne Riise asked himself this question regarding Alonso's contributions to the Reds, per LFChistory.net: "Why am I surprised that such a young man, who studies the game so intently, should be improving while still four years from the start of his prime?"
A Galacticos signing, Alonso helped Real win their first UEFA Champions League title in over a decade and broke Barcelona's monopoly in La Liga.
Recently retired from the Spanish national team, Alonso was an ever-present midfield cog, winning a FIFA World Cup and two UEFA European Championships.
I announce my retirement from international football. It's been an enormous honour for 11 great years. Sincere thanks to everyone involved.— Xabi Alonso (@XabiAlonso) August 27, 2014
"Alonso is a player that can not only pick out a pass," John Sinnott at BBC Sport wrote. "He is also a player who will invariably find his man."
Completing 88 percent of 61 passes per game in league play, Alonso has the same pass-orientated philosophy as Bayern manager Pep Guardiola.
One of the distinguished deep-passers of his generation, Alonso will be a creative outlet from a deep-lying position for Bayern.
In one instance, upon receiving the ball against Espanyol, Alonso anticipated Real right/left forward Jese Rodriguez's run and found him with an accurate, swift, over-the-top long pass.
Elsewhere, Alonso split the Levante defence with a whipped-in cross to then-Real centre-forward Gonzalo Higuain.
On another play, after creating extra space via a fake shot, Alonso pierced Valencia's defence with a through ball to Real centre-forward Karim Benzema.
Alonso also cleverly chipped the ball over Celta Vigo's defence to create a goal for Real left-forward Cristiano Ronaldo.
When you look at the projected combined transfer fee and salary, Alonso will cost Bayern around €15-20 million, per Marca.
That is Toni Kroos' money.
Bayern could not convince Kroos, a 24-year-old German World Cup-winning star, to stay, yet managed to sign a 32-year-old Alonso who is just a big-name.
Talk about short-term thinking.
Is Alonso coming off a world-class season? No.
There is not a lot separating Augsburg's Daniel Baier, 30, and Alonso, which should be frustrating for Bayern supporters. Yes, Alonso is a more refined passer, but Baier was one of the Bundesliga's best players last season and was the fourth-highest ranked midfielder, per Kicker:
Baier is also a substantially better ball-winner than Alonso:
|League Only 2013-14||Daniel Baier||Xabi Alonso|
|Tackles Per Game||3.3||2.4|
|Fouls Per Game||0.9||1.7|
|Tackles Per Foul||3.5||1.4|
|Interceptions Per Game||3.3||1.5|
Baier would cost a fraction of what Bayern will approximately spend on Alonso (€15-20 million in transfer fee and salary).
Even if you disregard Baier hypothetically being a more economically-efficient signing than Alonso, Bayern do not need the former Real midfielder.
Yes, Sebastian Rode struggled last season, but he was one of the most dominant midfielders in the Bundesliga during the 2012-13 season for Eintracht Frankfurt.
His signing is rendered useless by Alonso.
Teenage prodigy Gianluca Gaudino, 17, was assured on the ball and was a viable passing outlet against Wolfsburg.
How about 19-year-old Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg? He is physically impressive and technically outstanding.
Investing about €15-20 million in Alonso, an aging and deteriorating midfielder whose body has taken a battering through the years, is a slap in the face to Kroos, now with Real.
Kroos deserved marquee money after paying his dues at Bayern to become one of the best midfielders in the world.
Also, the minutes of Gaudino and Hojbjerg will decrease because of Alonso, thus derailing the development of the two Bayern talents.
On paper, Alonso is an eye-catching signing for Bayern, but there are so many holes in it.
Signing Alonso is emblematic of how Europe's wealthiest clubs operate: They stockpile big-name players and will figure it out on the fly.
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