Arizona Cardinals: An In-Depth Review By 2nd And Wrong

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Hello again!

This being our first official post, I think it goes without saying that it’s probably best to take it slow. After all, we’re just ordinary people. No need to jump right in and spend the next two hours awkwardly wrestling with certain topics, only to be left completely disturbed and unsatisfied.

So slow it is.

Since we have zero history to draw from or build on, we might as well start big. What we’ll do for the next little while is go through the last 10 or so months in the football world.

We’re not going to really examine how everyone did because that season is already over and we know how it all shook out. What we will do is look at what teams had and how they addressed their deficiencies in the offseason.

Essentially, we’ll be recapping each team’s draft and off-season acquisitions, as well as adding in our own suggestions and expert insight. Because we’re the best. Hell yeah.

These will be divided up between my partner and myself, so you won’t hear from both of us on each team. I’m sure there are points where we’ll disagree and we’ll probably bring those disagreements to light on the blog.

We will also review a few teams twice, just because there are certain teams that I absolutely hate and refuse to say anything nice about. Come to think of it, we’ll each review the Bengals and the Chargers, just because they’re each of our favourites. In the essence of fairness, of course.

Note: we HAVE already picked our four teams to shamelessly praise, so see if you can pick them out in the coming preview reviews. We’ll also be doing this alphabetically, just so you don’t get any hints. And if you do pick them out, don’t bother seeking our approval. We won’t let the answer slip until the end of the season.

Without further ado:

ARIZONA CARDINALS

By: Benjamin Martin

The defending NFC champs. Talk about a surprise. Or talk about saving it for when it counts. They really played that situation well. And at the same time you had the Patriots fans crying about it because their team went like 11-5 and didn’t make it.

If, after half the season, you had clinched your division title and a playoff berth, why not rest up? Had Kurt Warner handled the ball better on the goal line in the second half, the Cardinals would’ve won the Super Bowl.

Oh well. I think we can all agree that Larry Fitzgerald has a big ass and big, manly hands. And that Anquan Boldin is a grown ass man.

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