Your Stupid Friends' Favorite Sports Jokes

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Your Stupid Friends' Favorite Sports Jokes
Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports

"Brett Favre is No. 4 for a reason! H'yuck h'yuck! Because his thing...he sent four pictures...You get it."

Yeah, we get it. All of us who fiend over sports like twisted junkies get that one, primarily because we love that kind of stuff when it arrives in the news. We love the sauce. 

The sauce is the juicy stuff—the jokes, memes and mockery that follows the carnival of human error and goofiness in the sports industry. Every day a new scandal or trope arrives on the scene and we savor it for a while before letting it go. You have your fun and you move on, because no wants to be the one who kills the laughter.

The following is a number of cliched sports jokes your stupid friends enjoy murdering on a daily basis. For the sake of awareness, I've also included a character profile of the typical offenders involved.

To be clear, your friends may be smart. They may even be actual rocket scientists who sit in front of schematics and speak to people wearing helmets in space. 

Regardless, there's always at least one person in every friend group who can't tell a joke to save their very soul. This one's for you, That Guy. 

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