"Hey, bro. Mind if I crash at your place for a week and two months after that? I promise I'll buy you beer and then not do that ever."
If you've heard this kind of promise before, chances are you were dealing with a scumbag.
Scumbags habitually lie, use and mislead others in the name of getting whatever they want, every moment of the day. Their needs and wants trump all, and they will ruin your best-laid plans in order to avoid even the most fleeting moment of discomfort.
As their name suggests, scumbags are incredibly slippery. These are people who've made a living out of duping others into believing their lies and shouldering their burdens, and some are masters at this art.
The following is the first installment of the biggest Scumbag Steves in sports, along with my suggestions for how they can take their scumbaggery to the next level.