WWE New Year's Resolutions for Superstars in 2014

There's always room for improvement, even in WWE, and with 2014 comes a fresh start.

Many of us are going to be making up New Year's resolutions to try to fix the things that are wrong in our lives.

But what might be going through the minds of the WWE Superstars that they want to change now that we're in a brand new year?

Let's take some easy humorous shots and have some fun examining some potential resolutions being made by the WWE roster.

John Cena

People are just relentless in saying that they're seeing the same old stuff over and over again.

It's time to freshen things up and stop being repetitive.

That's why John Cena's resolution is to learn a sixth move, so he doesn't have to rely on the five moves of doom as much.

Roman Reigns

The golden boy of The Shield is going to step up his game. He might have eliminated nearly all of his opponents at Survivor Series with one spear after another, but that's not enough.

This year, Roman Reigns' resolution is to break his record of spears in one night, laying out everyone in the entire WWE roster in a single match.

Rey Mysterio

With his track record over the past few years, Rey Mysterio is going to set a realistic goal.

Rather than aiming too high and trying to go the entire year without an injury—just to be disappointed when it doesn't come true—Mysterio's resolution is to just make it to WrestleMania for the first time since losing to Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania XXVII.

(photo courtesy of WWE.com)

Bad News Barrett

Wade Barrett needs to have a more optimistic point of view.

Instead of viewing everything as bad news, Barrett is going to try to look on the brighter side of things once in a while.

Sin Cara

This year, Sin Cara wants to "become a whole new person," so to speak.

He's going to cut down on the botches, change his appearance, learn how to speak English and anything else necessary to keep his character alive in WWE.

Big E Langston

Gluttony is a terrible thing. This year, three is going to be enough. He won't need five.

There are plenty of other people who could use those two other pinfall counts who aren't getting them, such as Zack Ryder or Justin Gabriel.

The Usos

Jimmy and Jey Uso are going to stop being so reliant on others to finish their sentences for them.

When they say "us-", they'll finish it with "-o" and do their own dirty work.

Ryback

Big Hungry just wants to keep it plain and simple and finally win a match on a pay-per-view.

It's time to put thoughts into action. Saying that Ryback rules is one thing, but showing it is an entirely different animal.

Curt Hawkins

Simply getting on WWE television at some point in the year is a big enough goal for Curt Hawkins to strive for.

It may be impossible to reach, but even if you shoot for the moon and miss, you may land on Superstars.

3MB

The practice sessions and rehearsals are over. It's time for 3MB to climb the charts.

This is the year the smash hit album will finally come out and be certified triple platinum, baby!

Dolph Ziggler

In 2014, the former World Heavyweight champion shouldn't be so worried about showing the world that he's the man.

Rather, he should be showing WWE management that he's worth pushing and keeping in the main event.

R-Truth

He can ask the people over here or the people over there, but no matter what it takes, this is the year that R-Truth finally figures out what is indeed actually up.

Zeb Colter

Zeb's top priority for 2014 is to start construction on that fence to keep people from crossing the United States border without legal permission.

(photo courtesy of WWE.com)

Bray Wyatt

The devil's made Bray Wyatt do a lot lately, so his resolution is to sit back and relax in style, upgrading his rickety old wooden rocking chair and replacing it with a nice, comfortable recliner.

All joking aside, what are you hoping to see as far as improvements for these Superstars in 2014? For that matter, what are your own resolutions as a wrestling fan?

Fill us in on those thoughts or any other lame pun jokes that you might want to add to the list in the comments below!

Anthony Mango is the owner-operator of the wrestling website Smark Out Moment as well as the host of its podcast show Smack Talk on YouTube, iTunes and Stitcher. You can follow him on Facebook and elsewhere for more.