Shanan H. has always wanted to write in third person, so here it is:
Today, Shanan H. made a hard decision...he has ended his B/R career.
"It's tough just leaving like this," H. said after his announcement, "But there are other. more important goals I have, and I must follow them, even if it means leaving my addiction I've put so much time and effort into."
Shanan H. shed tears after that last statement.
"Of course, throughout this wonderful, beautiful, journey, I have made many friends. But, the friend who got me started here was Ben Brown. He, my friends, was special. At number 4 in MLB rankings, he had to quit B/R to pursue his writing career. I want to say thanks to him first. However, I have a long list of friends to say goodbye to:
"Griffen Cooper, Hayato, Casey, Rob A. Heartbeat of the Bronx, Nino, Bob, Ansrew, Kevin, and everyone I've even just said hi to, I want to say goodbye and thanks a ton."
Shanan then unprecedentedly left the room.
He has had many good articles, but I thought I should include some of his best works:
He has discussed where baseball should go next, to current Hall of Famers, to the HOF ballot, to at-bat songs, to Carl Pavano, to George Bush and Mutunder Al-Zadai, to Jewish Baseball, to trading Derek Jeter to the Red Sox, to great Yankee Stadium photos, to why to hate Manny, to Mariner Commercials, to Felix Hernandez, to Bernie Williams, to Baseball's Stadiums, and even about his own Bar Mitzvah. Once, he even wrote an article about Katy Perry!
"It's been good."