Zingers. Quips. Witticisms.
Call them what you want, but good one-liners are like hatchets—social survival tools that can save lives when put in the right hands.
They break the ice, make friends and are the most effective way to quickly identify people you have nothing in common with. Solid one-liners can do everything but desalinate water, and they range anywhere from deathly serious to completely comical.
With that said, the following are some of the best one-liners in sports movie history. Prepare to repeat some of these all day.
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