When the answers are running short, questions are all we have. That's where we're at now with the Philadelphia Eagles a quarter of the way through the 2013-14 season.
This means it's time for another burning questions column.
The most common in-game questions from fans during the Birds' latest debacle—such as, "What the hell was that?" "Are you kidding me?" and "Is this over yet?"—have been omitted for their obvious rhetorical nature.
As always, feel free to provide the "answers" in the comments below!