New Twitter Trend: New York Jets Post 2009 Offseason Updates With @Style

We're living in a world where news is no longer broken the old-fashioned way. Gone are the days where you would point your browser to CNN and ESPN for the latest updates on developing stories.

Now, the best way to stay current is by following the right people on Twitter.

With stars providing real-time status updates and responding to questions from fans, everyone now has access that was once exclusive to reporters.

Wondering how your favorite player's contract negotiations are going?

If he's represented by Alvin Keels, then you can have the kind of access that was once kept behind closed doors. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Refusing to be kept out of the fun, the New York Jets have decided to (hypothetically) join the latest Web 2.0 craze.

They are sharing their (hypothetical) thoughts and connecting with fans like no other team has (hypothetically) done before: 140 characters at a time.

Here are some excerpts from the New York Jets' Twitter page:

RT @kerryrhodes #PatriotsSuck and #FavreSucks. Jets in 2010!
About 4 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@theVikings You really think @brettfavre is going to fix things? You know he's using you 2 get back @thePackers right?
About 6 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Watching @Mark_Sanchez highlights on YouTube again. Our scouting department is goooooood
About 11 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@thePatriots sorry about the Fish signing @jasontaylor - looks like u need 2 find a new Bingo partner for Seau
About 14 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@theDolphins lol @jasontaylor - what was it like watching him beg?
About 15 minutes ago from TweetDeck

This kid Danny Woodhead. He looks pretty good. Like the Wayne Chrebet of running backs.
About 22 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

@RosenhausSports NO! You tell @Jones20 that he was OVERpaid in 2007. With his 1 TD against @theDolphins. WTF?
About 27 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@easports Did you fix our jerseys in #Madden yet? Seriously, guys. Get it in the game. http://tinyurl.com/cgbrho
About 29 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@theBills I'm not your buddy, guy!
About 34 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Can't. Stop. the. LOL. Only way @theBills on TV is with @terrellowens81 VH1 show! Sucks for you, pal. @SNYtv FTW!
About 36 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Just thinking... @Mark_Sanchez to @DUSTINKELLER81 will be an All Pro tandem for the next 10 seasons. #PatriotsSuck
About 40 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@THE_REAL_SHAQ Any interest in playing tight end this season?
About 43 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@theMangenius We only trade for @Braylon17 with conditionals. More drops than 2008 & you owe US draft picks
About 44 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@NamedAngel Love your stuff, man.
About 47 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Just got off phone with Rex Ryan. Wants to sign @PacmanJones as training camp tackling dummy. Scheduling a visit now.
About 51 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

@AlvinKeels Let's see if you negotiate as tough as you tweet, kiddo.
About 57 minutes ago from TweetDeck