The Kansas City Chiefs are demigods, football is a religion and Arrowhead Stadium is the athletic mecca of the City of Fountains.
In Kansas City, it's that simple.
Arrowhead houses roughly 80,000 loyalists and plays host to countless traditions.
However, Kansas City hasn't notched a playoff victory since 1993—cynicism is etched in the DNA of Chiefs fans.
If you cap off your weekend draped in red, the following checklist details your typical Sunday.