Dwyane Wade Rocks Man Purse, Full Orange Outfit Before Heat-Pacers Game 3

Jesse DorseyFeatured ColumnistMay 27, 2013

Via @NBA
Via @NBA

Dwyane Wade has been in prison. At least that's what we can assume based on the outfit he showed up in before Game 3 against the Indiana Pacers, cute little man purse in tow all the while.

LeBron James and Wade showed up together with cameras stuck in their faces as usual, and the fashion trend for the Miami Heat in these playoffs continued with James and Wade's outfits.

The NBA posted a video of their arrival on Telly:

LeBron & DWade have arrived for #HEATvPACERS Game 3. #NBAStyletwitvid.com/PMKWGO

— NBA (@NBA) May 26, 2013

James stepped past the security guards looking dapper in some dark green pants with his tie clipped fashionably to his shirt, all while a guy clad from head to toe in orange is getting checked out by security behind him.

Of course, that guy is none other than Wade.

Wade throws on his headphones, grabs his little bag (which I'm assuming is full of matching orange beard trimmer, scissors, nailclippers, Q-tips and shaving cream) and struts on like he's not suited up in a full orange suit.

As ridiculous as the suit looks, somehow it's negated just a bit by the shoes he's completed the outfit with. They just make the whole thing come together, even if that does just mean bringing together a prison jumpsuit.

This isn't the first head-scratching outfit Wade has showed off in the playoffs this year. By my count, this is his fourth notably horrible outfit of the postseason against just one that was solid enough to be noteworthy.

At the very least, he's not wearing a jacket that looks like it was made directly from his grandmother's couch.

I'm sure a lot of people are getting tired of it, but this is a trend that can continue for the next three decades for all I care.

Hopefully, it keeps escalating to the point where somebody's coming to postgame press conferences dressed like The Thing from The Fantastic Four.

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