Tony Stewart is NASCAR's version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Fierce and fiery on and off the track, he can also be jovial and full of good humor at any given time.
However, when it comes to press conferences, there are several cases when he is full of dark humor. With a zero-tolerance policy on stupid questions and a razor-sharp wit, many of those in the media have felt the full effect of Stewart's sarcasm.
Either way you look at it, though, we're the ones who are bound to get a laugh out of the whole ordeal.
Here is a look at Stewart's funniest quotes from press conferences.