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The NFL offseason seems to get shorter each year, but still is a time for unbridled enthusiasm. With that in mind, I'd like to present you my dream season for my beloved Oakland Raiders...

Oakland Raiders 2008: My Dream Season

by Raider Bob (Contributor)

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March 30, 2008


The NFL offseason seems to get shorter each year, but still is a time for unbridled enthusiasm.

With that in mind, I'd like to present you my dream season for my beloved Oakland Raiders. In no way do any grudges I may hold over the past 35-plus years of devotion sway my emotions.

 

April 26-27 - Draft weekend

Darren McFadden is still available at No. 4 and is proud to model his black jersey in NYC. After that, I'm really not educated enough to comment on other college players, and don't like to pretend I do, as far too many NFL fans do. I would love to see us pick up a pass-rushing DE and maybe an OG in the later rounds.

 

Week 1 - Houston @ Oakland

As a raucous full house cheers on a revamped Raider defense, the "O" steals the show, as full-time starting QB JaMarcus Russell throws for 3 TDs and 326 yards including a 73-yard touchdown pass to newly acquired Javon Walker. It is Oakland's first win against the Texans in team history.

 

Week 2 - Oakland @ Baltimore

In early-third-quarter action with the score tied at 10, Ray Lewis is carted from the field after a Zach Miller knee to the head leaves him unable to continue. Miller is the recipient of a Russell 17-yard touchdown pass in the fourth quarter, proving to be the difference in a defensive battle. Oakland prevails 17-13, with second year Russell improving day by day.

 

Week 3 - Oakland @ Denver    

Pre-game warm-ups prove to be hazardous, when at the direction of Mr. Davis, a down and out fastball from Russell splits the nose of head coach Mike Shanahan. Though purely an innocent mistake, the ferret-faced coach Shanahan can be heard screaming profanities at Mr. Davis on his was to the trainer's room. Oakland wins the game 20-10 on a combined 216-yard rushing effort from RBs Michael Bush and McFadden.

 

Week 4 - Carolina @ Oakland

DeAngelo "Fall"? Not hardly, as newly acquired CB DeAngelo Hall limits WR Steve Smith to two catches for 17 yards while returning an INT 66 yards for a TD, helping the Raiders hold on to a 24-23 victory.

 

Week 5 - Oakland @ San Diego

With the usual 25 percent of this crowd cheering for the Silver and Black, things turn a bit ugly. After a rare Russell interception, C Jake Grove is ejected from the game after dashing to the San Diego sideline and beating QB Philip Rivers within an inch of his life.

His ejection and personal foul proves costly, as the Chargers squeak out a 17-16 victory. In a postgame interview, Grove is quoted as saying "That whiny-ass punk was talking smack to my quarterback. You just don't do that to one of ours."

 

Week 6 - Kansas City @ Oakland

In a game reminiscent of AFL years gone by, the Chiefs and Raiders put on an offensive spectacle.

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  1. Lawrence Gacad about 1 year ago

    Nice Article But I would like to have Byron Leftwich,Daunte culpepper, or even aaron brooks as a capable backup for the raiders.

    Darren McFadden?....I Have a feelin its gholston or long this upcoming draft and plus we have enough running backs and michael bush is goin to beast!!!!

    GO RAIDERS!!!!

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  2. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    That was throughly entertaining! Dreams can come true!
    I'M STILL IN!!!

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  3. mike werth about 1 year ago

    you BLEED silver and black

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  4. SNOOPY Dawg about 1 year ago

    I like it!!!!! Hey it could happen! "IM STILL IN TOO"

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  5. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    That was great, especially liked the part about Gruden and Allen... Great...
    GO RAIDERS!!

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  6. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    That was great, especially liked the part about Gruden and Allen... Great...
    GO RAIDERS!!

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  7. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Nice.... I like the part about sticking it to the Chiefs late in the game, going for the winner instead of OT. Here's hoping that the dream can come to at least partial fruition.....GO RAIDERS!! I'M IN..........
    I WILL......

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  8. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Lol that was great, thanks for that!

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  9. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Thats good but here's my view... The Draft (Long,Gholston,Dorsey,Ellis) in that order,who is on the board at #4 is going to be our pick.. My reason:Al is pissed,the run will be stopped.I know we got some D-Line help but it's not enough as we all know everyone that play's the Raiders brings thier A-Game...As for the season we will not lose a home game that means NE,NY,ATL,CAR,HOU,SD,DEN and KC will be handed losses..Away games will be like this BAL,DEN,MIA and TB will be wins for the Raiders. KC and SD at home will win on some stupid play or call at the end of the game now for New Orleans, someone's relative,dog,cat or whatever will die or it will be the first game back in the Superdome for some odd reason and the whole team will rally around and squeek out a win over the Raiders..Last at Buffallo we will be jet lagged from the 3rd trip to the east coast and be handed a loss.. With that being said a 12-4 record and playoff bound will make me very happy...GO RAIDERS

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  10. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Its nice to dream big, but the only thing I truly dream about is our return to glory and respectability. I want teams who play us to truly fear us. In the glory days of past , our Raiders were like sharks in the water circling waiting for the blood. When we get our killer instinct back the Raiders will truly be great once again. This upcoming season I have the feeling that teams are going to underestimate us and hopefully we can pull upsets and have a playoff berth. Raider Nation's time is coming and payback is a Silver and Black Bitch ! Iam so looking forward to hosting those choke artists from the East Coast the FAKE-RIOTS and god willing total Raider domination. There are so many teams on my radar that I want payback on, but I have to wait. The wait is going to kill me I swear..Raider Nation BABY !!

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  11. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Instead of the Bungles it should be the chargers gettin torched in the opening round of the playoffs. JMTC

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  12. The_KRAKEN about 1 year ago

    The Kraken Loves it !!! VIVA LOS MALOSOS !!!!! <----- LONG LIVE THE RAIDERS !!!!!!!!!!!!

    The Kraken has Spoken !!

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  13. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    lame

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  14. THE GUARDIAN about 1 year ago

    THAT WAS AWSOME!!! WHAT A GREAT READ TO START THE DAY!.....THE GUARDIAN

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  15. Rob Calonge about 1 year ago

    Nice job! Very entertaining. I would love to have Chris Simms as our backup. My favorite part though was the Russell thing in New Orleans with the six cheerleaders. That was funny!

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  1. dane cook about 1 year ago

    what about gibril wilson knocking out randy moss' two front teeth and then the whole team running onto the field to pee on him after everybody drank a gallon of gatorade each before the game started. That's my dream scenario for the NE game. Next year randy moss will regret giving up on the S&B and wish he could play with russell

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  2. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    AWESOME. Battery in the head....splitting Shanahan's nose, field goal after TO. Not to mention the Gruden gay thing. Too much. Thanks

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  3. FRANK YRAY about 1 year ago

    Nice!
    I'm All In!
    Keep The Faith!
    oh you missed Al Davis Kicking Adam Scheftner in the head as he tries to come up the stairs to get on the podium in the Super Bowl post game show then saying " this ones for AL"

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  4. Jeff Little about 1 year ago

    That was entertaining!

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  5. FRANK YRAY about 1 year ago

    Entertaining!
    This was the guy's dream season!
    Can't you read ?
    This was not his forcast for the 2008 season!
    The guy was having some fun and there's nothing wrong with that!
    Besides why live your life by what some other fan says about your team?
    I know it's been tough lattly but you can pull your head out of the sand we will be good this year!
    The luck be what it might 8-8 or 10-6. We could've been 8-8 last year if we could get one officiating crw to come in and call the game as it was not as they wanted it to be!
    Keep the faith!
    section 116 row 11 seats 12 and 13
    seeya' at the house of thrills!

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  6. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Very entertaining regardless of what the anonymous life long Raider fan above says. He doesn't even know that we play the Broncos in week 1, not the Patriots. At least you prefaced that the article was written before the schedule came out.

    Good Job
    Allen and Gruden, that's funny!

    Junior

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  7. JT Andersaon about 1 year ago

    I laughed outloud several times while I read this stuff, even though there is literally no chance of it coming true. I am sure that most of us folks who actually read this thing are lifelong Raider fans, and we are all bitter about the last 5 years, but why be a big old stinky bitch about it and insult the guy who wrote it. It was for entertainment purposes only, but apparently some people take their "dreams" a little to seriously. I like our offseason moves to the point that we are finally starting to have different names on our roster than we have for the past 5 years. At the very least we have a legitamate new hope, and I will be proud to spend my hard earned $ on tix again this year. Peace Out Nation

    Peglegged Raider

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  8. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Its your dream to have the patriots beat us? Tom (the f***ot b*tch) Brady doesnt stand a chance against our defense. Moss wont get past asomugha, whover is on the other side wont get past hall. the line backers and safties will destroy wes welker. the d-line will destroy Tom (the f***ot b*tch) Brady. Raiders win 35 - 10.

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  9. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Bruce Allen finds out superbowl weekend that Chuckie is having 3 way sex with Jeff Garcia and Mike Alstott while Malcom Glazer watches and pleasures himself. Its getting ugly in tampon bay. :)

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  10. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    F**k the tuck!!!!

    Hillarious!!!! Great line and great article.

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  11. Divya Parmar about 1 year ago

    F**k the tuck!!!!

    Hillarious!!!! Great line and great article.

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  12. TownRaider . about 1 year ago

    Dreams do come true..

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  13. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Graci, that's some Good Shit bro! The homo bit was un-called for, but i got a new phrase "well-quenched" F**king hilarious

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  14. Old Raider Fan about 1 year ago

    Funny article!!

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  15. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Yeah I was wrong. We play the Broncos in Oakland on Monday Night Football. You guy's got me there. But this article was stupid. You guy's sound like a bunch of Eagles fans with this mindless wishful thinking. Everyone in my state is an Eagles fan. And every year no matter who they have they actually think that they are going to the Super Bowl. They also say and write dumb articles like this guy and they really actually believe it. I was wrong about our opening game being against the Patriots. But who cares. All I know is that the Broncos are starting the 2008 season 0-1 when the Raiders kick the living shit out of them in the Black Hole. Raiders 27 Broncos 13. Monday Night BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This article was very funny but who ever wrote it should lay off the LSD for a while.

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  1. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    I'm surrounded by Eagles fans who can't face the fact that my Raiders handed them a beat down in the Super Bowl. Every day someone says something. My reply is "1980 Super Bowl" "Your Sea-gulls lost"

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  2. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    I'm surrounded by Eagles fans who can't face the fact that my Raiders handed them a beat down in the Super Bowl. Every day someone says something. My reply is "1980 Super Bowl" "Your Sea-gulls lost"

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  3. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    THAT was funny.

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  4. RaiderNation951 about 1 year ago

    Awesome read! Loved the part about the rat getting his grill smashed by a bullet pass from JR.

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  5. Clay Noble about 1 year ago

    The entertainment value in the article was top notch. Thanx for the laughs. That one guy takes this site way to serious and himself.

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  6. Tony Mizumi about 1 year ago

    Very nice article, even though it's all false (well, we can all hope that JR does beam ShanaRAT in the face on accident.). D-cell batteries!! And FUCK THE TUCK!!!!

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  7. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Sorry for being an ass-hole Raider Bob and everyone here. It was an entertaining article. Didn't mean to spoil the fun.

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  8. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    How about this for a dream season game? In the Monday Night Opener against the Broncos. Derrick Burgess sacks QB Jay Cutler and snaps his fucking neck. Then Cutler fumbles and LB Thomas Howard picks up the ball and high-steps it into the end-zone. Then when the game is over. Some crazy Raider fan(let's just call him "ME") puts a rag in Denver's team bus and sets it aflame. Killing every single one of the Broncos players while us Raider fans roast marshmellows. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Raider Revenge Payback about 1 year ago

    Dude you should drink decaf.

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  10. Eric Aguiar about 1 year ago

    decaf and read the freaking schedule bra

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  11. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    As an avid football fan, but not a raiders fan i found this very entertaining. Everyone should love their team this much.

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  12. Max Iascone about 1 year ago

    other then the part about brady being nailed by a D battery (avid pats fan) this was very entertaining, it's good to see some humor in the often dry world of sports writing, funny stuff (ok fine the part with the battery was funny, 27-23 raiders over pats is where I draw the line lol)
    peace

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  13. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! Okay BRA

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  14. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    We will beat the Patriots(unless they CHEAT) Tom Brady throws 3 INT's and gets sacked 4 times. The Raiders win in the Black Hole 28-23.

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  15. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    I'd rather be a fan of a team that sucks. Than a fan of a team that CHEATS. The Patriots are "AMERICA'S TEAM" cause they cheat. America's all about cheating. look at Major League Baseball/ Marion Jones in the Olympics/ The Patriots/ and President George Bush with the Florida votes scandal/ U.S Senators cheating on their wives with prostitutes/ and we are all being cheated out of our hard earned money with the gas prices. So yeah the Patriots can be "AMERICA'S TEAM" you can have that. The Oakland Raiders are a real fans team. But at least we don't have a prissy pretty boy GAP clothes wearing closet Faget QB like Tom Brady. And a NO CLASS lying cheating asshole coach like Bill Bilechek. And a blunt smoking scumbag and running over police officers team wrecking WR like Randy Moss. I never liked Moss. Even when he played for us. He was a multi-million $$$ team cancer. You can have all that shit BRA!!!( were you calling me "BRO" or Bra?) Only women and Tom Brady's wear BRAS.

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    • Max Iascone about 1 year ago

      dudes, chill out, I was joking around, besides... the Raiders are one of the most historically cheap teams in NFL history so far be it from you to preach to me about ethics (giants fans, this is your cue). and about Tom Brady being a chick... the man dated 2 models and an actress in 1.5 years... ya real gay ain't he?
      America's team is clearly Dallas btw, plus Belichick technically never lied about a thing, when he was asked by Goodell for more on spygate, he admitted to having done it since '06 and turned over the tapes, unti Matt Walsh turns over some real evidence (if he has it, ok you got me but he hasn't actually proven anything) nothing beyond assumptions and innuendo pertain to anything before '06... and don't talk to me about being a real fan... did you see the Pats in the mid '90s!?!? they were about as awful as the Rams were this year
      last thing... I never said Bra, wtf r u guys talkin about with that?

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  1. big ben about 1 year ago

    Good article on raiders and Darren Mcfadden

    http://bigbenlivingroom.blogspot.com/

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  2. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    come on now...we all know the raiders will never be taken seriously again

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  3. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    ...or their fans for that matter

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  4. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    you're right i will...

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  5. John Fennelly about 1 year ago

    I agree that if the Raiders played Cincinnati they would win.

    Only problem there is that the Bengals won't be near the playoffs this season..

    How about knocking off Cleveland, Jacksonville, Indianapolis or San Diego instead?

    As for the rest, anything is possible...look who won the SB this year...

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  6. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Tom Cruise dates alot of hot chicks. But he's a closet fag just like Tom Brady. And your calling my Raiders cheap. Have you seen how much money Al Davis has spent. And your saying your time of being a Patriots fan in the 90's was hard. They went to the Super Bowl dumb ass. You don't even know your teams history. Your probably one of those Patriots fan that don't even live in Massechucetts . Just another fucking bandwagon fan. You probably grew up a Buffalo Bills fan and couldn't take the losing anymore so you switched. trust me Tom Brady likes the dick.

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    • Max Iascone about 1 year ago

      Ok first off... not cheap by money cheap by tactic and that you can't deny, also, ya we went in '97... but you don't know what it was like before that idiot... in '95 Victor Kiam had just finished killing our team and Bledsoe was still the only good player on that team. The pats also went 1-15 in 1990... it hasn't been a bed of roses and you know it.

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  7. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Tom Cruise dates alot of hot chicks. But he's a closet fag just like Tom Brady. And your calling my Raiders cheap. Have you seen how much money Al Davis has spent. And your saying your time of being a Patriots fan in the 90's was hard. They went to the Super Bowl dumb ass. You don't even know your teams history. Your probably one of those Patriots fan that don't even live in Massechucetts . Just another fucking bandwagon fan. You probably grew up a Buffalo Bills fan and couldn't take the losing anymore so you switched. trust me Tom Brady likes the dick.

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  8. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Tom Brady stuck his dick so far up Tedi Brushci's ass that Tedi had a fuckin' stroke. And Bill Bilechek jerked off in the corner watching them and VIDEO TAPED it. LOL

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  9. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    That's why the commissioner destroyed the "TAPES". He saw that one and many others. LOL

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  10. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    CUM'ING SOON TO DVD!!!!!!!!! "1 NIGHT IN BRUSCHI" Starring: Tom Brady Tedi Bruschi and Bill Billechek RATED XXX Also Available on DVD!!!!!!!! "HALF-BAKED 2" Starring: Randy Moss and Kevin Faulk RATED R

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  11. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Tell em' how it is RAIDER BOB!!!

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  12. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    LOL. You wouldn't say IDIOT to my face. I promise you that.... What are you? Some kind of internet tough guy? I'd bury you muthafucka. Anyway talk is fuckin' cheap. The bottom line is the 90's couldn't have been that bad if they went to the Super Bowl.

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    • Max Iascone about 1 year ago

      oh hell yeah it could've been man, how is the 21st century for you guys... o wait you guys made the super bowl it couldn't have been that bad, the pats did have a similar stretch of mediocrity from '87 to '93 and again after the super bowl in 96-97... I really didn't want to continue this but I had to defend my team after being made fun of for a totally innocuous comment, and by the way your right talk is cheap so yours is as well by your definition, if you were here... rest assured I would have had some choice words for you, to say the least... I just didn't deem it necessary to cuss you out

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