It’s probably safe to assume that Santa is a Kansas City Chiefs fan because he wears red, Al Davis sued him in 1838, orange makes him look like a pumpkin and he prefers his women in the kitchen serving cookies (as opposed to on sandy beaches in a bikini).
According to an elf with knowledge of the situation, Scott Pioli has also been on the naughty list for the past four years. The source said Pioli’s position on candy wrappers angered Santa about as much as Matt Cassel.
With the Chiefs likely to fire Pioli, Santa could be more inclined to deliver toys to the Chiefs this season.
Santa can’t possibly know what to get the Chiefs if he doesn’t get a list!
Dear Santa, please bring the Chiefs…