Which of these men is a clutch quartback? Neither of them.
He's not a choker, either.
Today's article of the day comes from Chase Stuart of Football Perspective, who says Schaub is not Choker McChoker.
Stuart rightly argues Schaub's odd day/night splits are just noise and not indicative of anything. The stat splits are as meaningful as Reggie Wayne's dominance over teams with blue uniforms.
We love to cobble meaning out of random numbers and ascribe enduring personality traits to players based on a few games or plays.
As Tom Brady has learned, a "clutch" label can erode just like it can be built.
There are clutch circumstances and clutch plays. There simply are not clutch players. These are after-the-fact narratives constructed by lazy announcers, sloppy writers and drunken fans.
Take Andrew Luck, for instance. The Colts are now 8-1 in one-score games this year. That doesn't mean Luck possesses some special skill for winning tight games. It simply means that what he does well (run a hurry-up offense that scores in the final minutes of halves) is a skill that translates well into winning close games.
He's not "digging deeper," "finding more" or "rising to the moment."
He just runs a mean hurry-up offense, and running a mean hurry-up offense is a great way to squeeze extra wins out of your schedule.
Over a long enough period of time, good players play well in all circumstances and bad players play poorly in all circumstances.
Take heart, Texans fans. Your quarterback is not a choker.
Of course, he's not clutch, either.
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