Lolo Jones and Lions' Star Ndamukong Suh Reportedly Dating
There. I can now die knowing I have typed every last set of words and reported on every conceivable high-profile relationship.
Well MediaTakeOut.com confirmed that she's now got an NFL superstar BOYFRIEND. According to a TOP MTO snitch, LoLo attended Sunday's Lions game as a PERSONAL GUEST of their star player Ndamukong Suh.
The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, "Lolo and [Ndamukong] have been kickin it for a while, and they are serious. [Ndamukong Suh] is very religious too, and respectful . . . they make a great couple."
For those of you who had famed Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones dating Suh in your pool among friends, collect your money.
Oh, shut up.
Nobody had this in mind when Jones griped about needing to find a nice boyfriend. The first, and slightly more, ridiculous union everyone thought of was Tim Tebow—Mr. Wholesome. Not the beast mode defensive tackle whose hits are legendary.
But of course, we need to take this report with a dash of cynicism.
As the quote points out, Jones was a personal guest of Suh, which is hardly a reason to believe the two will be eloping anytime soon.
She could be just a really good friend of the Lions' star.
Jones is the famous hurdler who stumbled in the 2008 Beijing Olympics and came up short in the 2012 London Games.
The nation also knows her as a self-professed virgin, according to Larry Brown Sports, who is quite candid about the issues that arise from such a thing.
Suh is a beast along the line, who made quite the name for himself for the fines he racks up and the aggressive style he employs on the field.
Can't say we saw this coming, but we look forward to the world collectively freaking out.
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