This promo was obviously scripted but it felt very real. This was CM Punk expressing his frustrations with the company and asking for all of the things he wanted to stay with the company.
Vince McMahon brought out a brand-new contract for CM Punk to sign but CM Punk brought out a contract of his own and there were a few perks on there.
Among the things he wanted were his own personal jet, his face on everything including turnbuckles, spoons, forks, shoes, and socks, WWE ice cream bars, WWE to start working on "CM Punk: The Movie," and for his match to be the main event at WrestleMania 28.
CM Punk also wanted Vince McMahon to apologize to him. Vince McMahon initially refused but Punk told him that he will apologize and he will like it because if he didn't, Punk would leave with the WWE title at Money in the Bank.
At one point, the crowd started chanting "We Want Ice Cream" which led to Vince yelling, "I don't give a damn what you people want!" CM Punk said, "That's the problem. You don't give a damn what these people want."
There was also a point where Punk pointed out that he's had friends, such as Colt Cabana and Luke Gallows, fired because they didn't fit Vince McMahon's mold. Vince said they deserved it which led to Punk going on a rant about how he punished people for actually liking professional wrestling.
Eventually, Vince signed the contract when John Cena's music hit. Cena called Punk a hypocrite for asking the people what they want and then leaving the following Sunday. He said that Punk lost sight of things.
Punk retaliated by saying that Cena's the one who lost sight of things because he started out as an underdog but turned into what he hated. He is now a 10-time WWE Champion; he has become the New York Yankees.
Cena nailed Punk in the face which led to Punk tearing up the contract and ending the promo by saying "Sunday night, say goodbye to the WWE title, say goodbye to John Cena, and say goodbye to CM Punk."
Wow. This segment was executed perfectly. If you weren't already hyped up for the Money in the Bank pay-per-view, you were after this promo.