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Funniest Names in the NFL

ATLANTA - DECEMBER 27:  Richie Incognito #62 of the Buffalo Bills against the Atlanta Falcons at Georgia Dome on December 27, 2009 in Atlanta, Georgia.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
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Jacqueline KirbyContributor IIIDecember 27, 2011

Players in the National Football League are mainly known for their crazy antics, both on and off the field.  However, there are some who are recognized by how wild their names are. 

One of my personal favorites is Jordan Gross, number 69 for the Panthers. I would still love to know if he was assigned the number or asked for it.

Here are some names that will definitely make you laugh:

 

1. Guy Whimper (Tackle, Jaguars)  - Sounds like such a tough guy huh?

2. Tshimanga Biakabatuka (RB, Panthers) - Growing up as a Panthers fan, he was my favorite just because of his name.

3. Richie Incognito (Guard, Dolphins)  - You'll never find him out on the field.

4. Dick Butkus (Retired, Bears)  - Possibly the best name out there!

5. Fair Hooker (Retired, Browns) - I really question his mother's intentions with this name.

6. Ben Gay (Retired, Browns) - Does he numb pain, or cause it?

7. John David Booty (FA, Vikings) - This is just a fun one to say.

8. Aqib Talib (CB, Bucs) - Best rhyming name in the NFL.

9. Rex Grossman (QB, Redskins) - I have similar feelings as I do towards Jordan Gross with this one, but being plain old gross is better than being a gross man.

10. Ashton Youboty (CB, Jaguars) - It just sounds like a dirty name.

11. C.J. Ah You (DE, Rams) - God bless you.

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